Ja it is that time ahgain. Das German Sparkle party has cum upon us once again. Can you believe we have been sparkling around this city for 10 fucking years? Shit we’re old. But you know what we’re never to old for? Pah-ty Pants and Rubber Boots!!!
Wear you’re best outfits that sparkle and shine and get ready to once more class up this otherwise dreary city.
YOU WILL BE HIT WITH GLITTER IS YOU SHOW UP TO ANY PART OF THIS TRAIL! That is your only warning.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, May 6th
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: 10th Anal German Sparkle Party
Start Address: 941 Elysian Fields
Hare & Co-hares: ReTARDIS, Conjugal Visitor
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: The Phoenix
On-After: The Phoenix
Dog Friendly: You Probably don’t want your dog coverered in that much glitter…
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). 3-4 miles
Trail is A to A+