Author: hareraiser

Summer is here, temperatures are rising, and the world is open again. Let’s HEAD out, like Vikings with horns on our heads, and see what this new land looks like. Will Ragnar guide your feet to Beer Near? What treasure will you find on a distant shore? Shield maidens and warriors grab your shields, swords, and your drinking horns as we venture out to explore this unknown new land… Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 3, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Like Vikings with horns on our head…. Start Address: 2222 Lakeshore … Continue ReadingTrail #770: Like Vikings, with Horns on our Heads!

School’s out bitches, let’s get ScHwAsTeD. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 5/27/2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: School’s out for Summer! Start Address: Across from the Holy Ground, 3340 Canal Blvd Hare & Co-hares: Cooter Webs and Woody Poke Her Beer hare: Can I Watch? Pre-Lube: The Holy Ground On-After: The Holy Ground (Or Finns, whatever you do you) Dog Friendly: sure Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? if it rains, probably, otherwise no Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 ish Walkers follow trail, there will probably be a … Continue ReadingTrail #769: School’s Out for the Summer

START YOUR ENGINES! The Hooligans of the Hash Present: Mario Kart 2021: Battle to Rainblow Road Fasten your seat belts, grab your best Mario Kart Costumes, and check your balloons. Its every hasher for themselves in this epic 3-lap battle. Mario and Toad are coming for your balloons, so you better not lose them. Look out for mystery boxes – Smash them for a special power up to help steal balloons. The racer with the most balloons at the end of the circuit takes home the trophy and there will be a prize for best costume. ***Balloons will be provided*** … Continue ReadingTrail #768: Battle to Rainblow Road

Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs. They’re going to eat your spouse and children. You’ve been warned. I guess dress as a clock or a banana or a man-eating fruit bent on revenge? Think Planet of the Apes but with bananas. Or Groucho Marx. Always a solid night when you’re dressed as Groucho Marx. Or Karl Marx, fuck it. You do you, boo. Date: Thursday, 5/13/2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Time flies like an arrow, but fruit lies like a banana! Has it really been over a year? Start Address: Gentilly, in front of the race … Continue ReadingTrail #767: Time Flies When You’re a Banana

Ja it is that time ahgain. Das German Sparkle party has cum upon us once again. Can you believe we have been sparkling around this city for 10 fucking years? Shit we’re old. But you know what we’re never to old for? Pah-ty Pants and Rubber Boots!!! Wear you’re best outfits that sparkle and shine and get ready to once more class up this otherwise dreary city. YOU WILL BE HIT WITH GLITTER IS YOU SHOW UP TO ANY PART OF THIS TRAIL! That is your only warning. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, May … Continue ReadingTrail #766: 10th Anal German Sparkle Party!