Author: hareraiser

Virtual hare: The Iceman Thumbeth and YOU! Hurricane Ida has blown the Voodoo to the four corners of the earth. If it’s safe for you to do so, join us for a virtual trail on Thursday, September 2nd. If you’re with other hashers, lay a pick-up trail. If you’re not, just run or walk a route of your choosing. Start where you want, BN where you want, ON IN where you want, and post photos, videos, and updates along the way (if you can). Show us all the mischief you’re getting into. Extra down-downs if you go to jail because … Continue ReadingTrail #783: Ida rather drink my beer than run this virtual trail.

Your GM’s have assembled a veritable opus of Voodoo and hash-related trivia questions which they will leave for you to find in the (way) Uptown streets. Correctly solving the trivia will help you solve the trail, which is worth its weight in gold in this August in NOLA heat. No costumes for this trail, just dress like a hasher. If you don’t have any haberdashery, Whordini will gladly sell you some. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, August 26, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Voodoo H3 History and Trivia brought to you by … Continue ReadingTrail #782: Benevolent Overlords Are Benevolent! Thank Them, Wankers!

Get ready to rock out with your snarl out during the 2nd Anal PARTY WOLF Hash. In honor of my BFFurever Scout’s 16th Birthday, let’s sink our teeth into some beers, howl at the moon, make fun of the weakest in the pack, and pound our paws in the Bywater area. Also, there will be one Beer Near and possibly a couple of shot checks. Life is Ruff, so Drink. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, a mask, wolf-themed attire Date: Thursday, August 19th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! (Yeah, Right) Theme: Party Wolf … Continue ReadingTrail #781: Party Wolf Hash

MASK UP YOUR LOINS, Wankers & Wankettes. The only thing getting laid this August is our flour. Only cherries 🍒 getting popped are in our Jell-O shots. SHUT IT DOWN & LEAVE ROOM FOR G (6 ft for that 🍆) In recognition of our cursed social distancing continuance, don your purest pleats and hems. For (hopefully 🙏) our only ANAL Chastity Skirt Run. All white or garter, belt, chain, kink skirts encouraged. Cost: $5 and BYO 6-pack (no glass) ***Cash or paypal voodoocash1@gmail.com. There will be jello shots and 🍾 , also extra water for this Aug. heat, but please … Continue ReadingTrail #780: Chastity Skirt Run

I come home, in the morning light My mother says “How many assays don’t go right?” Oh momma dear, we’re not the fortunate ones And girls, they wanna have fun Oh girls just wanna have fun…ding for scientific research! Get out your lab coats and PPE, it’s back to school and we’re celebrating women in science! Have a great Marie Curie impression? Cool! Wanna infodump about Grace Hopper? Awesome! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, August 5, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun…ding for Scientific Research Start Address: 2011 … Continue ReadingTrail #779: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun…ding for Scientific Research