Author: hareraiser

Howdy buckaroos, Strap on your six pack and saddle up your partner for a trail through the badlands of St. Bernard parish. Round up your dogies because are welcum. We’ll wet our WHISTLES (HINT BRING YOUR FUCKING WHISTLE) and I’ve run out of alliteration and cowboy words for the day. Trail is cowboy themed and dog friendly. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, September 16, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: YEE HAW LAWLESS Start Address: 6940 St. Claude Ave., Arabi, LA Hare & Co-hares: Petrified Wood Beer hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang Pre-Lube: … Continue ReadingTrail #785: YEE HAW LAWLESS

Virtual hare: You We’re the virtual hares! You can be one too! Cuz not driving unnecessarily is the thing to do. The streets smell like hot garbage, tree limbs in the way. Hear what dumpster gator has to say… The Power is Yooours! We’re having one more virtual trail on Thursday, September 9th while the city and region continue to recover. If you’re with other hashers, lay a pick-up trail. If you’re not, just run or walk a route of your choosing. Start where you want, BN where you want, ON IN where you want, and post photos, videos, and … Continue ReadingTrail #784: The Power is Yours!

Virtual hare: The Iceman Thumbeth and YOU! Hurricane Ida has blown the Voodoo to the four corners of the earth. If it’s safe for you to do so, join us for a virtual trail on Thursday, September 2nd. If you’re with other hashers, lay a pick-up trail. If you’re not, just run or walk a route of your choosing. Start where you want, BN where you want, ON IN where you want, and post photos, videos, and updates along the way (if you can). Show us all the mischief you’re getting into. Extra down-downs if you go to jail because … Continue ReadingTrail #783: Ida rather drink my beer than run this virtual trail.

Your GM’s have assembled a veritable opus of Voodoo and hash-related trivia questions which they will leave for you to find in the (way) Uptown streets. Correctly solving the trivia will help you solve the trail, which is worth its weight in gold in this August in NOLA heat. No costumes for this trail, just dress like a hasher. If you don’t have any haberdashery, Whordini will gladly sell you some. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, August 26, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Voodoo H3 History and Trivia brought to you by … Continue ReadingTrail #782: Benevolent Overlords Are Benevolent! Thank Them, Wankers!

Get ready to rock out with your snarl out during the 2nd Anal PARTY WOLF Hash. In honor of my BFFurever Scout’s 16th Birthday, let’s sink our teeth into some beers, howl at the moon, make fun of the weakest in the pack, and pound our paws in the Bywater area. Also, there will be one Beer Near and possibly a couple of shot checks. Life is Ruff, so Drink. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, a mask, wolf-themed attire Date: Thursday, August 19th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! (Yeah, Right) Theme: Party Wolf … Continue ReadingTrail #781: Party Wolf Hash