Trail #793: Crazy Cats Yo

It’s like we’re herding cats here! We’ve been running all over town the last few weeks; and trying to keep wankers on trail has been…. challenging. So do your best rendition of a crazy cat lady, or an actual feline friend; and get your floor to the jellicle ball this Thursday! *there will be multiple stops, so bring extra hydration Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, November 4, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: crazy cat lady and crazy cats Start Address: rue de la course coffee 1140 s Carrollton Ave. Nola, 70118 Hare … Continue ReadingTrail #793: Crazy Cats Yo

Trail #792: Black Dress

Black Dress, a Voodoo H3 tradition, is the same day as All Saints’ Day. The holiday is one of three days meant to celebrate the deceased, which is more poignant than ever. Come on out for an evening in your finest black attire and follow trail to pay your respects for everything we’ve lost (RIP most major events this year)- flowers and candles are customary- with a jog through the French Quarter. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Monday, November 1, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Black Dress! Start Address: Louis Armstrong Park, front … Continue ReadingTrail #792: Black Dress

Trail #791: Which Witch R U?

We’re all about self-identity and discovery these days, right? How do you identify this season…as a witch? Are you a wort-toting Hag, Celtic Druid, House Witch, Voodoo Priestess, Wiccan, Metaphysical Crystal Hoe, Folk Witch, Faery, Shaman, Graduate of Hogwarts, Gorgon? WHAT R U???? Show up and show out this Thursday. Cost: $1 (no coins) and BYO 6-pack (no glass) *We will have the caskets available, you are welcome to bring a personal cooler bag as well. Date: Thursday, October 28, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7pm GO! Theme: Which Witch R U? Start: The Baseball Fields @ St. Patrick St. and … Continue ReadingTrail #791: Which Witch R U?

Trail #790: Anything But Clothes Trail

Hey Hash Puppies! Let’s do a thing, shall we? The theme is ABC: Anything But Clothes. It’s quite an opportunity to get creative, as there are quite a lot of things that are not clothes. Really! Once saw a guy who’d woven a kilt out of black and red licorice, which was amazing at a house party, but I imagine not so great for a run. Therefore- you’re welcome go all out if you wanna, but shoes and underwear are pretty clutch…So we’re just saying try rocking one or two things that are not clothes. Hot tip: a cucumber can … Continue ReadingTrail #790: Anything But Clothes Trail

Trail #789: Happy Leif Erikson Day!

In 1001 Anno Domino Leif Erikson did a thing that nobody remembers… what is the point of this poem? Oh yes– HAPPY LEIF ERIKSON DAY HINGA DINGA DURGA October 9th is a little-known holiday in North America: it is a day that commemorates Leif Erikson, legendary Norse Viking, who set foot on this continent almost 500 years prior to Columbus. (October 9th is not the day he landed in Canada, but the day the ship Restauration, from Stavanger, Norway, arrived in New York Harbor in 1825, beginning a wave of immigration from Norway to America. Mr. hEd’s ancestors were most … Continue ReadingTrail #789: Happy Leif Erikson Day!