Author: hareraiser

Starting this weekend is the first weekend of long overdue Mardi Gras. Yours truly will be riding Sunday in the final parade of the day as a Knight in King Arthur. So get ready with your best MG attire to impress this old Knight before his next ride and the public as ya’ll run (or stroll…cause again, Im old) through the streets of Uptown. Its almost Mardi Gras…Celebration time! Start: Samuel Square Park. Corner of S. Saratoga and Napoleon (same side as Ms. Mae’s). Trail Hare: The one true Haberdasher: Can I Watch Beer Hare: Quesa Did Her Pre-Lube: Wherever … Continue ReadingTrail #808: It’s Almost Mardi Gras!

2/10 is the birthday of a heartbreaker, so what better way to celebrate than by having a trail inspired by him? Single people, let’s party! Non-single…y’all can come too. Just don’t rub it in. Dress in all black to hide your loneliness. Flaunt your favorite dating app to remind you of trash. Be the fire in the eyes every time you think of your ex. Wear those broken hearts. Be prepared to be heartless. There will be no hugging on this trail, as we will be enjoying a non-romantic run/walk around the city. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), … Continue ReadingTrail #807: Anti-V Day

Come enjoy a brief trail dressed as your favorite cat or dog (or even Catdog) before the rain comes! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Feb. 3, 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Raining Cats & Dogs! Start Address: Neutral Ground across from Ragin Cajun 5151 Canal Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70124 Hare & Co-hares: Whordini & Clitoria’s Secret Beer hare: MILF Pre-Lube/On-After: Bulldog Midcity 5135 Canal Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70124 Dog Friendly: Of course! Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Head lamp, whistle, rain jacket! Approx. … Continue ReadingTrail #806: It’s Raining Cats & Dogs!

It seems like we all are a little glum with the cold, and the omicron… so let’s let it all out! This thursday I declare to be the Black Parade, a goth carnival warm up! There will be hares in top hats and eyeliner, Anne Rice tribute beer check, jaunts of sad people through uptown, and even a special new hash song! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Jan. 27 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Goth Mardi Gras Start Address: 1307 Lyons St, New Orleans, LA 70115 Hare & Co-hares: Ghey Bondage and Twerkin’ … Continue ReadingTrail #805: Goth Mardi Gras

Betty White would have turned 100 years old this week. Let’s celebrate this icon the only way we know how: dressing up as a Golden Girl and running with our dogs! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, January 20, 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Thank you for being a friend. (if you know, you know) Start Address: 4725 New Orleans st, New Orleans la. 70122 Hare & Co-hares: N/A Beer hare: Mr. hEd Pre-Lube: Your house On-After: Wherever you want to go. Dog Friendly: sure why not! Just kidding, we love dogs. Is … Continue ReadingTrail #804: Thank you for being a friend