Author: hareraiser

Do you like to pah-ty pah-ty? Do you have your rubber boots and pah-ty pants? Jah?! Zen get ready! Spah-kle Pah-ty, Spah-kle Pah-ty! Grab your best sequins, squeeze into that gold lame, smear on some bright eyeshadow and come on out. AS ALWAY, BY SHOWING UP TO THIS TRAIL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU WILL BE GLITTER BOMBED. Seriously, it’s not just a possibility, that is a guarantee. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, May 12th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: 11th Anal German Sparkle Party Start Address: Fountain in Front of New Orleans Museum … Continue ReadingTrail #820: German Sparkle Party!

What are we REALLY celebrating on Cinco de Mayo? Did you know Cinco De Mayo was the day Chanel No. 5 was introduced in 1921? 5th of May and No. 5 hmmmm. OK OK. Cinco De Mayo is a holiday commemorating the victory of Mexico at the Battle of Puebla when Napoleon III and his 6000 French troops stormed the city of Puebla. France wanted the cities natural resource of Gold around 10 years after the CA Gold Rush. (I swear I didn’t google that). Well that’s your history lesson for today. Come join us this Thursday evening sporting your … Continue ReadingTrail #819: Cinco de Mayo

Howdy Y’all, Darn Tootin’ are we gonna have a trail this week, and it’s gonna be a hoot. Ain’t Texas such a great state? If you disagree, don’t mess with Texas. Just go along with it. How to dress for this ol shindig? Simple, dress like you’re from the Lone Star state. You could be a rancher or a ol uppity city folk, or just wear something that screams “TEXAS” Join us if you have a hankerin’ for a beer. Trail will be right over yonder. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, April 28th. Time: … Continue ReadingTrail #818: Deep in the Arse of Texas

Join us for the 6th anal Voodoo Eats Out! The Voodoo Eats Out trail is a running progressive dinner through Mid City. Your hares will serve you a full meal on the route. We’ve all done a shot stop, but have you ever done an appetizer stop? We’re all familiar with Beer Near, but what about Entrée Near? Well, tonight is the night. Best of all, hash cash is still only $1. This year, we will be serving Ukrainian dishes and taking (optional) donations for Nova Ukraine, a non-profit organization providing humanitarian aid to the people of Ukraine (https://novaukraine.org/). Wear … Continue ReadingTrail #817: 6th Annual Voodoo Eats Out!

Thursday Thursday Thursday! We’re off to the races to commemorate Twerkin’s 39th lap around the sun! and their 10th since joining the hash (shout out to my mother kennel Duschanbe H3)! and 19 years in the US Air Force! As such, your tired old shoe rubber will get a rest this week, and should be replaced by rubber on wheels! That’s right nerds! You heard it here first! Thursday the 14th’s trail will be a mother-lickin BASH! Bring your bike, bring your skateboard, or bring your razer scooter! If its got up to two wheels and is not gas powered, … Continue ReadingTrail #816: Happy Birthday Twerkin!