Author: hareraiser

Summer is hard for us, especially this summer. The blistering heat has left us feeling very raw and alone. We cry ourselves silly in the shower. We apply layer after layer of anti-chafe protection, but it’s not enough to stop the blitzkrieg on our thunder thighs. Are you like us? Do you want to hide your privates from even your underwear? We understand what it’s like to never be nude. We understand more than you’ll NEVER know. Join us for a jortskrieg as we fight back against the oppressive heat and make ourselves known. There are dozens of us, you … Continue ReadingTrail #891: The Revenge of the Never Nudes

Gather Devils for the 7 Deadly Sins Trail: Cum join us in the City of Sin as we delve into 7 delights. Promote your pride, lounge in your lust, gorge gluttonously, engage your envy, gage your greed, be weary of the wrathful roller derby women, and slowly sloth thru the dirty streets of New Orleans. Your money will get you a truck load of beer, a bruised bottom, and lot of delicious shots by MM on trail! Bring: A devilish disguise. A safe word whistle, and a fleshlight! Cost: $10 prepay, $15 day of https://hashrego.com/events/voodooh3-presents-the-7-deadly-sins Date: 10 August 2023 Time … Continue ReadingTrail #890: VOODOO RED SKIRT RUN

Arrrggggh U Ready to pillage and plunder Mid-City? Cum celebrate the 233rd Birthday of the United States Coast Guard! Wear clothing sparingly, as the temperature is expected to be 95°F at GO, but will feel like 108°F. DRESS UP AS A PIRATE OR WENCH YOU MAY WIN A PRIZE. If you do not dress like a Pirate or Wench we’ll plunder yer booty! You’ll run 5 miles down the mighty City Park waters while drinking the finest grog we could get on the cheap. So get your scally wag asses out with your best Pirate gear for some shots, sight … Continue ReadingTrail #889: 1st Analish Puddle Pirate Hash

Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate. And Eighters gonna eight eight eight…. Hashers gonna hash hash hash hash hash? We all know Tay loves a good double date/double number/numerical alliteration, so who better to celebrate this numerically special hash with. Watch out for easter eggs. Just say no to Jake Gyllenhaal. Swallow a bug while mic’d up. Date someone with the same first name with you then become besties with them and their future wife also with the same first name as you bc why the fuck not. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, … Continue ReadingTrail #888: Eighters Gonna Eight Eight Eight…..

In 1969, we landed on the moon. Nice. Decades later, one brave Trash Hasher had the vision to wonder if we could hash on the moon starting Luna H3. Finally, Scuba and Flash will answer what it will be like to plant you flag on the moon. Probably. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, July 20th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Moon Landing Hash Start Address: Saturn Bar (3067 St. Claude) Hare & Co-hares: Flash Cans and Scuba Steve Beer hare: Woody Poker Pre-Lube: Saturn Bar On-After: Saturn Bar Dog Friendly: Maybe? Depends how … Continue ReadingTrail #887: Moon Landing Hash