Trail #899: Schlitz and Giggles

Visit Snake and Jake’s for Schlitz and giggles before journeying through the Carrollton area. Look both ways, and don’t get run over by a street car. See you there! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, September 14, 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Schlitz and Giggles Start Address: Snake and Jake’s, 7612 Oak St, NOLA 70118 Hare & Co-hares: Pirouette Beer hare: ? Pre-Lube: Snake and Jake’s On-After: Snake and Jake’s Dog Friendly: probably Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Whistle, flashlight/headlamp, shiggy socks Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does … Continue ReadingTrail #899: Schlitz and Giggles

Trail #894: Summer Camp

Pitch a tent and hike over to the Westbank for trail #894 Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, September 7th 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Summer Camp Start Address: River Shack Gretna (714 1st St, Gretna, LA 70053) Hare & Co-hares: Just a Little Pee P Beer hare: TBD (Could be you) Pre-Lube: Gretna Depot On-After: River Shack Gretna Dog Friendly: Yes Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? dry bag Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3 mi(does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Trail is A to A … Continue ReadingTrail #894: Summer Camp

Trail #893

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, August 31 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Start Address: Sidney D Torres Memorial Park (Across the street from 8725 Patricia St. Chalmette LA) Trail Hare: Hitachi Topic Beer hare: TBD Pre-Lube: Brewsters On-After: Brewsters Dog Friendly: Probably Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Approx. -|-|-|–> length: 3.5 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks) Trail is A to A

Trail #892: 4th Anal Party Wolf Hash

Have you had your rabies shots following RDR? Have you scheduled your appointment at the groomer’s ahead of campout? Have you been a good boy or girl during these Dawg Days of Summer? Me neither … join us for the 4th Anal PARTY WOLF Hash. In honor of (what would have been) my BFFurever Scout’s 18th Birthday, let’s sink our teeth into some beers, howl at the moon, make fun of the weakest in the pack, and pound our paws in the Bywater area. Also, there will be one Beer Near. If you don’t know how you identify (wolf, coyote, … Continue ReadingTrail #892: 4th Anal Party Wolf Hash

Trail #891: The Revenge of the Never Nudes

Summer is hard for us, especially this summer. The blistering heat has left us feeling very raw and alone. We cry ourselves silly in the shower. We apply layer after layer of anti-chafe protection, but it’s not enough to stop the blitzkrieg on our thunder thighs. Are you like us? Do you want to hide your privates from even your underwear? We understand what it’s like to never be nude. We understand more than you’ll NEVER know. Join us for a jortskrieg as we fight back against the oppressive heat and make ourselves known. There are dozens of us, you … Continue ReadingTrail #891: The Revenge of the Never Nudes