Author: hareraiser

It’s actually National Heavenly Hash Day, so cum make today heavenly for your fellow hashers!! It actually refers to the dessert, that, I guess, originated in NOLA, but I can’t be bothered to cook today and this is all very last minute so everyone just figure out how to celebrate Heavenly Hash Day in your own way. Dress Heavenly. Or Hellishly, since I doubt any of us are on the Heaven guest list. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 2/2 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: National Heavenly Hash Day Start Address: Samuel Square, Napolean … Continue ReadingTrail #863: National Heavenly Hash Day

It’s burns night!! (well yesterday was anyway). A fine Scottish tradition celebrated in honour of the great poet Robert Burns it is celebrated with whisky, beer and haggis all over the world! (unfortunately haggis was banned in 1971 by the FDA so there won’t be haggis but there might be some scotch…) Bring out your tartans or just your best Braveheart inspired outfit. Theme: Burns Night Start Address: Armstrong Park. St Philip St and Rampart Hare & Co-hares: iSkank Beer hare: ? Pre-Lube: Rampart Treehouse On-After: Cosimo’s Dog Friendly: Should be Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3/4 miles runners

This week come dressed in all of your finest hash attire! Mix and match the hab you’ve been collecting and be ready to hit as many specialty checks as the hare can dream up (clothing swaps/naughty checks/song checks/etc.) The hare will be away by 6:45pm so trail can start at 7pm sharp and we have plenty of time for circle where most notorious hash songs will be encouraged… so start penning your signature lyrics for El Camino and Yogi Bear now! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, January 19, 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! … Continue ReadingTrail #861 Hashiest Hasher

Have you always wanted to answer a Craigslist missed connection behind Walmart? Ever wanted to fight a whole family of racoons at the shot stop? Now you might. You’re welcome, America. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: 1/12/2022 Thursday, Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Start Address: Burke Playground (Third & Annunciation St.) Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve Beer hare:M R DICKS Pre-Lube: On-After: Parasol’s Dog Friendly: Yeah man, you know I love dogs Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah man, we don’t have the budget for that. Approx. -l-l-l–> … Continue ReadingTrail #860 Dumpster Fire Friendship

Friends, I am happy to announce that I am finally here as a permanent resident. To say thank you for your gracious hosting, I have put together a classic French Quarter trail with some twists. Theme: Green Card Party Start Address: Armstrong Park. St Philip St and Rampart Hare & Co-hares: i(ce)Skank Beer hare: ? WE NEED A BEER HARE Pre-Lube: Black Penny On-After: Cosimo’s Dog Friendly: Mostly around the quarter Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4/5 miles runners, turkey-eagle splits