Author: hareraiser

Who’s got pussy breath? VoodooH3 has pussy breath! This week’s trail is a celebration of fat pussies! Prelube at the Rusty Nail is encouraged, where bar proceeds will benefit a critical local rescue: Tomato Foster Club! Because who doesn’t love a healthy, well cared for pussy? Get drinks and oysters from 4-8 to support the wellness of vulnerable cats across New Orleans. Come dressed as your favorite fat pussy as we slink through the alleyways and parks of Downtown! (Pic collage of actual Tomato Foster Club kitty alum owned by Voodoo H3, amongst other notable pussies 😺) https://tomatoclub.org/events —————————————————————————– Bring: … Continue ReadingTrail #909 Fat Pussy Trail

Well our time in NOLA is unfortunately coming to an end. So what better way to celebrate than with another romp through the point! So come out and wish us our bests or just tell us to fuck off! If you feel up to it would love to see y’all’s best impressions/interpretations of us. Maybe there will be a vote on best or maybe we’ll just drink and sing. Come join us for one last grand adventure! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, November 9, 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Bye Bye M … Continue ReadingTrail #908: Bye Bye M R and Dive

All Souls Day- Traditionally the day to honor the dead. May we pray their souls (hashers) to leave purgatory (by finding trail) and get to heaven (by imbibing at Beer Near/On In). Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, November 2, 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: All Souls Day Start Address: Evans Park (5100 S. Liberty St.) Hare & Co-hares: International House of Vagina Beer hare: Flash Cans Pre-Lube: The Other Bar On-After: The Other Bar Dog Friendly: Sure Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah Approx. -l-l-l–> … Continue ReadingTrail #907: All Souls Day

Stubborn, single-minded, and obsessive: the traits of great writers, serial killers, and runners, and trail, like the rest of the world, is as a place that must be endured. Kill or be killed, wankers. Join us this All Hallows’ Day for a Wednesday to remember. Or not, if you’re lucky. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), YOUR OWN COOLER THERE IS NO BEER HARE!, whistle, flashlight, little black dress, disdain for life/the living, a heaping dose of sarcasm, a desire to kill your sibling(s), monotone inflection, Cousin It, autonomous hands, hatchets (for sharpening, not burying), zip ties (hand to … Continue ReadingTrail #906: Every Day is (About) Wednesday

Your mission? To find the cemetery using your whistle and wits. Enemies to encounter? Runaway streetcars, drunken frat boys, and the ever perennial Uptown hipsters. Prize upon trail completion? Literally nothing but flour. Come join us for a grand adventure! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, October 26, 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Cemetery Emissaries Start Address: 8201 Willow St, New Orleans, LA 70118 Hare & Co-hares: Pirou-Wwet and Scuba Steve Beer hare: TBD Pre-Lube: Carrollton Station On-After: Carrollton Station Dog Friendly: yes Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed … Continue ReadingTrail #905: Cemetery Emissaries