Author: hareraiser

‘Tis the season for jingling bells, twinkling lights, and, of course, hideously wonderful holiday sweaters! Get ready to dash through the night, decked out in your most outrageous and eye-catching ugly holiday sweaters! Don your most outrageous, gaudy, and downright ugly holiday sweaters – the more bells, baubles, and blinking lights, the better! Prizes will be awarded for the tackiest and most creatively adorned sweaters, so let your festive imagination run wild. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, December 21, 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Your Ugly…Holiday Sweater Start Address: Greenway Plaza, 436 … Continue ReadingTrail #914: Your Ugly…Holiday Sweater

Let’s celebrate in traditional Yuletide fashion and ward off the evil spirits of the world during these longer Winter nights by checking out an awesome (free) holiday light display and donning ourselves in light (glowsticks, provided by the VDH3). Wear a holiday or Yule themed costume (Yule Goat anyone?) and get ready to make trail shine as we wind our way through the best that Metairie has to offer. *Flour will be dyed to avoid confusion with old marks* Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, December 14, 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! (**Hare will … Continue ReadingTrail #913: Yule Lights!

Remember that awful Bloodhound Gang song about the Discovery Channel? Well, you and me baby, ain’t nothin but mammals, so we’re gonna do it like they do on the discovery channel…by taking a tour of Audubon. Let’s monkey around. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, FLASHLIGHT — it’s dark, ya’ll Date: Thursday, Dec 7 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Discovery Channel Street Address: 6100 Magazine St Hare & Co-hares: Pirou-Wwwet Beer hare: TBD Pre-Lube: Monkey Hill Bar On-After: Monkey Hill Bar Dog Friendly: Yes Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? … Continue ReadingTrail #912: Discovery Channel

It’s time to get into the mind set of low stress for the most high stress time of the year! Run a few miles with fresh Quarter air and enjoy Memphis Cough Syrup on trail. Cause we’ve got the cure for what ails you. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Nov 30th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Holiday Wellness Start Address: Bottom of the French Market (1008 N. Peters) Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve and TBD Beer hare: IHOV Pre-Lube: Aunt Tiki’s (Bar is cash only) On-After: Aunt Tiki’s (Bar is cash only) Dog … Continue ReadingTrail #911: Holiday Wellness

You ready to get your turkey on? How many rounds of seconds can you take? This year’s hashgiving will be hosted by Everybody’s Twerkin’ for the Weekend. And since this is a Thursday, we need a trail too. This year they will also be hosting the 2nd anal beer mile/mimosa mile. Bring: This is a potluck, please sign up for a dish (See link below to join FB event). Bring beer or mimosa for your mile (there is a track walking distance from Twerkin’s house) Date: Thursday, November 23, 2023 Time: Can start arriving around 1pm for food prep and … Continue ReadingTrail #910: Hashgiving