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#140 – Let’s Get Off! and see the wizard!

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Happy Birthday, Fuck you Dorothy Gale! Oh wait, ding dong, the wicked bitch is dead. Maybe I should tell her my name is Jack. In honor of Judy Garland’s birthday, this week’s theme is Wizard of Oz. Tidy, TWOT and Chum Dumpster can show up as midgets. Get ready to show off your flying monkey ass, also known as a westbank ass, out to Elizabeth’s in the Bywater. We need costumes so slutty that they will make your 16 year old daughter look like a Saint on Halloween. Bring beer not water, and watch out for houses being flooded instead … Continue Reading#140 – Let’s Get Off! and see the wizard!

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NOH3 Crawfish boil

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Because every hasher loves to suck the head (who said head?) and pinch some tails. Date: Sat, May 29, 12pm – 3pm Where: 1521 Palm St., Metairie, LA Cost: Guests (non-hashers) $10

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2010 ANAL CUMMING TOGETHER HASH!

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The owner of the Louisiana Renaissance Festival has invited us to cum run around his campgrounds while drinking luscious BEER the weekend of the 12th! For anyone who hasn’t been there, it’s a great site. Plenty of shiggy and privacy. We’ll have port a potties, beer, a place to camp, beer, a place to run, and more beer! The lake is available for anyone who wants to get wet. Seriously though, if you need the lake to get wet, you’re probably not a good hasher. You’re $40 covers a park donation, food, beer, and gimmies for the hash. Gimmies are … Continue Reading2010 ANAL CUMMING TOGETHER HASH!

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#138 – Screw you guys, I’m going abroad!

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Tighter Twat and Show me your Posse are leaving us. Make it to the hash this week to help in giving them a final Fuck you! Theme: TT said screw a theme. So be creative and have some fun with your outfit Hares: Tighter Twat Start: Elmwood Shopping Center. Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO! Pre-lube: Fox and the Hound Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

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#135 – Cinco De Mayo Hangover Hash

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¡HOLA gilipollas! I don’t even know if that is Spanish for wankers or not, but The Google seems to think so. Get your sombreros and $10 / hour wet back ass out to the hash this week. Mexico won it’s independence, so we’ll do what we do best. We’re running, drinking, and singing about necrophilia! ON-ON, Everything Butt Sex Theme: Mexican Hares: Broke Back Dyke and Just Ralph Start: 3701 Napoleon Ave New Orleans, LA 70125 (Neutral ground of Napolean and Tonti) Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO! Pre-lube: Cinco De Mayo Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and … Continue Reading#135 – Cinco De Mayo Hangover Hash