Join us Thursday in your NEARLY NUDE attire! It remains real feel 100+ most days and I am absolutely friction free dripping sweat everyday. In recognition of this hard truth, don’t bother putting on much to attend trail. No judgement.
Bring: $1 (no coins); Beverages of choice (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, September 17, 2026
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Start Address: Annunciation Rec Center, [800 Race St, New Orleans, LA 70130](https://www.google.com/…/800+Race+St,+New+Orleans,+LA…)
Hare & Co-Hares: Tits Don’t Fit & Just Andreas (virgin lay!! & we are going to name him goddammit)
Beer Hare: …maybe Hurl N Whirl? …maybe you?
Pre-Lube: nah
On-After: The Saint Bar & Lounge
Dog Friendly: Trail yes, On-after no
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bug spray
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles
