Idk about you, but my fvcking knee hurts, my tax accountant has already texted me twice this morning, and an insurance company left me a voicemail on Fat Tuesday about a fender bender that happened at work in October 2025. Y’all need to collectively leave me alone.
In honor of these mundane, never ceasing, pains join me at the hash! Where every week we gather to pretend like we’re 22 again, we can still hang, and a third thing I can’t think of…
Wear your knee braces, ankle braces, KT tape, arm slings, orthopedic shoes, wrist guards, neck supports…whatever strange, expensive, niché occupational therapy device you use to survive at your 8hr/day desk job and amble through the streets with us. Elderly and three-legged dogs encouraged. Front running bastards should stay home or “get their miles in” beforehand and prepare to be publicly shamed.
Bring: $1 (no coins); Beverages of choice (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Feb 19th, 2026
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Start Address: 4501 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA 70119
Hare & Co-Hares: Tits Don’t Fit
Beer Hare: You?
Pre-Lube: The Evangeline Lounge
On-After: The Evangeline Lounge
(where you can stuff your face with waffle cheese fries)
Dog Friendly: Yes
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Advil
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). 2-3 miles, no separate walkers.
Trail is A to A
