Ever since college let out for the summer, uptown has been missing some of its usual obnoxiousness and entitlement. As hashers, we have a unique ability, and therefore obligation, to fill this void for at least one evening. Tuck your salmon-colored polo into your khaki shorts and come ready to mansplain an economics textbook you didn’t read to someone who didn’t ask! Rumour has it that there will be a keg and multiple (specifically, 2) beer stops.
Bring: $1 (no coins); Beverages of choice (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, June 5
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: College chad
Start Address: Valence cemetery – S Saratoga Street and Bordeaux Street
Hare & Co-Hares: We Knew About the Penis
Beer Hare: YMBJ
Pre-Lube: Another Bar
On-After: Another Bar
Dog Friendly: Yes
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3-4 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks)
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