Trail #630 – “Top Gun:The Sequel” – Whordini (Goose) & QE Oui Oui (Maverick)

Trail #630
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, flightsuit, body oils for homoerotic volleyball, aviators
Date: Thursday, Nov. 15th, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Hares: Whordini (Goose) & QE Oui Oui (Maverick)
Beer Hare: ¿Quesa-Did-Her? (Iceman)
Prelube/On After: Avenue Pub
Start: Coliseum Square Park 1708 Coliseum St, New Orleans, LA 70130
Pups?: Trail? Yes. In front of Avenue Pub? Yes (*but inside the pub NO)
Theme: Top Gun is getting a sequel, SO WE‘RE GOING BACK TO THE DANGER ZONE ONE. LAST. TIME.!

(To the tune of Danger Zone)
Picking up your 6 pack,
You know that bottles aren’t preferred.
Get yourself a dollar,
Bringing coins would be absurd

Hash-ing into Hangover
Down-down right into a Hangover

Heading through the shiggy,
I see an arrow on my right
Got you running from a check back,
Hoping beer near is in sight

Hashing into Hangover
The hares have got you hash-ing into hangover

You gotta blow that trail whistle,
When you’ve got 3 blobs for an on-on
Never know what’s up ahead
Are you going which-y right or which-y wroooong?

You’ve hit a YBF
And that’s a GD travesty
Head back to the check,
Find out where you’re supposed to be

Hash-ing into to hangover
The hares have got you hash-ing into hangover

Hash-ing into hangover
Down-down right into a hangover…..

True trail: Approx 3.69 miles, A-A

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