Trail #614 – “Wolfberry: The Rehowling” – Tits Don’t Fit & Whordini

Does it run through your veins? When the wind whips at your hair in the night, do you feel the call? Can you resist the urge? To be one of us; to run with the pack; to feel the burn of blueberry rum in your nostrils and bark at the hashersby who stare and those that dare to mark your beer for themselves?

These were the questions your hares faced the night of the great HOWL UP. When the campers had bedded their nymphs and all lay slumbering under Puck’s pansy juices, the drums of the Wolfberry gripped two fair maidens from their sleep (read: MM exhaustion). The draw of the elixir they could not resist, and once chugged, from their snouts ushered A-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWOOOOOOO, A, A, AAAA-OOOOOOOOO!!

Few answered the howl for Puck’s juices were strong (and/or they were probably fucking) but those called by the strength of the berry and the pack, stripped their clothes from their backs and launched full free into the night (~1am). Howling and running. Running and howling.

Join us. For the rehowling.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, July 26th, 2017

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Wolfberry: The Rehowling

Start Address: Pirogues (2565 Bayou Rd., New Orleans, LA 70119)

Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit & Whordini

Beer hare: Don’t worry about it, we’ll handle it.

Pre-Lube: Pirogues (2565 Bayou Rd., New Orleans, LA 70119)

On-After: Pirogues (2565 Bayou Rd., New Orleans, LA 70119)

Dog Friendly: IF THEY YEARN TO BE A WOLF (yes)

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Your wolf spirit. Extra water for your baby wolf; it’s hot.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3-4 miles, one of the hares is a gimp. (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).