Oh say can you see, the sparkle party
Where so proudly we run (walk)
and drink many down-downs
Who’s broad trail has much flour,
And many YBFs
Oh hey now we’re lost,
But we don’t really care
Hey the shot check’s right there!
There’s glitter in my hair!
The hares are just dicks,
If I’m Dead Cell I’ll complain.
At least there’s no shiggy on this shitty trail
In the land of the Voodoo,
And the home of the trashed.
Please come dressed in your best patriotic splendor to drink some beers and do a trail with us. Fair warning, there will be glitter to celebrate America’s 242nd birthday.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, July 5th, 2017
Theme:America and Glitter
Start Address: The Tchoup Yard Patio Bar parking lot (405 Third St, New Orleans, LA 70130)
Hare & Co-hares: Shitler’s List & Petrified Wood
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: The Tchoup Yard (405 Third St, New Orleans, LA 70130)
On-After: The Tchoup Yard
Dog Friendly: Yes, but keep weather and glitter in mind. The outside part of Tchoup Yard is dog friendly, but the indoor part is not.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? It’s supposed to rain, also glitter, so yeah
Approx. -l-l-l–> length:4 miles
Trail is A to A+
**We need a hare for July 12th! If you are so inclined please PM hareraiser or email email@example.com**