Ta-Ta to Tippy Toes
Ello, Gov’na! Are you walkers ready for a bloody British trail? Well, bob’s your uncle, you’ve got it, mate. Our very own Tippy Toes is heading back across the pond, so let’s send her off in the most cheeky of ways. (I googled English phrases)
Make sure you’re not too zonked to make it out to this mint hash: sink some drinks, log some kilometers, and get pissed. Don’t be dim…wear your most Britishy themed gear to make this a real tickety-boo night. Have I over-egged the pudding enough yet with the King’s language?
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, May 10, 2017
Theme: Ta-Ta to Tippy Toes
Start Address: Cooter Brown’s (509 S. Carrollton Ave., New Orleans, LA 70118)
Hare & Co-hares: Tippy Toes, Shitler’s List, I’m a Delicate F*ing Flower
Beer hare: Petrified Wood
Pre-Lube: Cooter Brown’s (509 S. Carrollton Ave., New Orleans, LA 70118)
On-After: Cooter Brown’s (509 S. Carrollton Ave., New Orleans, LA 70118)
Dog Friendly: Yes
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Extra water for any pooches.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
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