Trail #585 – “Anal Muses Trail” – What’s Warm & In The Kitchen


 Sing in me, Muse, and through me tell the story

of the hashers skilled in all ways of haring,

the duo, planning for weeks on end,

after they secured the day of the P-rade at hare raising.

They scouted the streets and learned the best route,

and weathered many bitter nights and days

of glittering shoes, while they fought only

to have the hounds actually find the fucking things this year.

But not by will nor valor could they save them (the hounds),

for their own recklessness destroyed them all –

children and fools, they drank the beer in excess

(because you should bring extra beer to the route for the parade),

and fell to the hangover on the day after the hash.

But the night was grand and in the spirit of Mardi Gras

And iron will, the hounds and hares will run again.


Of these adventures, Muse, daughter of Zeus,

tell us in our time, lift the great hash song again.

– The Invocation of the Muse, Homer [edited]


Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, your Mardi Gras game face

Date: Thursday, Feb 8, 2017

Time: 5:45pm show, 6:15pm GO! This time is SHARP.

Theme: **MUSES** Trail

Start Address: Tits Don’t Fit’s House (1711 2nd St., New Orleans, LA 70113)

Hare & Co-hares: What’s Warm & In the Kitchen

Beer hare: Needs More Insemination

Pre-Lube: Igor’s Lounge, 2133 St. Charles Ave, New Orleans, LA 70130

On-After: Step outside and watch THE P-RADE – (Note: TDF’s front porch, courtyard, and bathroom will be available BEFORE TRAIL & DURING CIRCLE. I let the 4 other apartments know we will be singing loudly and partying. I’ll also have a beer pong table set up, but please know the gate locks and ALL BELONGINGS NEED TO BE TAKEN by the time the pack moves to St. Charles. I will NOT have the gate/my apartment open during the parade for peeing as I can’t commit to hanging around and don’t want to give keys out. Thank you, thank you, thank you for respecting this.)

Dog Friendly: It pains me to write this, but no. :C

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? The Mardi Gras spirit

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: T/E split, walkers 1.0 miles, runners 2.0-2.5 miles


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