It’s that time of year again and Spring is in the air. The birds and the bumbletards are out and about as cool fronts start rolling in! Well, it’s not really Spring but BumbleTard thinks it is, so we must humor the Retard. Put on your bestest bird, bee, bug, tard, flower, spring outfit and cum out for a fun run around Scout Island with your loving Tard, oh and don’t forget your TUTU. Word on the street is he has prizes for the those that display extra ordinary re-re-ness or do something that he and/or the mystery hare wouldn’t normally do…(that might be tough, but it can be done)!
BRING: $1 hash cash, 6 beers for the beer cooler, FLASHLIGHT is a must!, whistle
6:30 show, 7:00 GO! Hash cash might close at Hares Away so get there on time durgnabbit!
Theme: Bird’s and the BumbleTards
Start: City Park the dog park (Magnolia Dr & Zach Taylor Drive)
Hare and Co-Hares: BumbleTard and ?Mystery?
Beer Hare: Comes in My Big Mouth
Pre-Lube Location: Parley’s
On-After Location: TBD