Friends, drunks, cunty men, lend me your beers;
I come to teabag the hare, not to praise him.
The evil that hares do punishes all of us;
The true trail is oft interred with their boners;
So let it be with Layless. The noble Deuce
Hath told you Princess was sober:
If it were so, it was a grievous accusation,
And grievously shall all AWESOMES drink for it.
Theme: Toga Party
Start: The Bonnabel Boat Launch
1599 Bonnabel Blvd
Metairie, LA 70005
Hares: Princess Layless
Beer Hare: Takes a Deuce
Bring: $1, 6+beers, cask of wine, olive branch, Olive Garden, Napoleon complex, backstabbing virgins.