Spring- where the eff are you and your UV rays? People are turning albino! Come chase down your favorite harrierettes’ pale asses, The Black Labia (her first virgin lay) and Teeny Weeny On Top. You will be celebrating a special Hindu HOLI-day that will take place at this week’s hash to commemorate the arrival of Spring (if it ever comes). Do your homework, show up dressed in all white, and you will be jizzly rewarded with their colored unmentionables. Also, bring new virgins, old virgins, born again virgins, or the one that took a couple of years to come virgins…we know what to do with them.
Date: Thursday, March 8, 2012
Theme: Wear white
Start: Rendon Inn – 4501 Eve St, New Orleans
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: T.W.O.T. & The Black Labia
Cost: $1 (no coins) and a 6 pack (or more if you plan to drink more).
Bring: Your filthy hasher corpse dressed in white, whistle, fleshlight, and a dry bag/change of clothes (don’t say we didn’t warn you).
Hare lies: Trail will be less than 8 miles and bitch-friendly.