When you’re done shoving turkey and dressing into your gaping maw, before you lapse into a tryptophan-induced coma, cum out and help celebrate half a decade of Voodoo debauchery!
Date: Thursday, November 24, 2011
Theme: “Cum Naked” (Look, the hares pick the theme, okay? I just post it.)
Start: Rouses Market – 4500 Tchoupitoulas Street (corner of Tchoup & Napoleon)
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Tidy Bowl Man
Cost: $1 (no coins plz) and a 6 pack (bring more if you plan to drink more)
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, birthday suit, Body Glide, a thirst for cold beer, leftovers
Bring a turkey bone, put ’em all in a box and I’ll engrave them. :) If Vagina Miner, Blow my Banana, Bend Over Rover and don’t show, ya’ll have my permission to TP their houses.