That’s right harriers and harriettes, it’s a Lick A Lotta Cock’s last trail this week and it is one you won’t want to miss! We will be celebrating birthdays, saying farewell to a few good hashers, pre-lubing for the first running of the Voodoo Monkey H3 and getting ideas for future Voodoo Crash House Harriers vacations.
This week’s hash not only marks the 2 year anniversary of my virgin hash, but it is also my LAST HASH with the Voodoo. That’s right 2 short years ago Tempur-Penis convinced me to come run with his little “running group”. The theme was “Clue”, it was a scavenger hunt through the ruins of Gentilly, running through shaggy, abandoned buildings, jumping over fences into empty overgrown lots. I got lost in city park on my virgin hash but I was in good company with Pastor Bait Her, Tempur-penis and a couple others I don’t remember. I survived and did not need emergency medical services, however one hasher did – Just Tara, who after slicing her leg open on a neglected fence became forever known as Bloody Hole. Then there was the beer and the circle, I was hooked. The rest is history and I kept cumming and cumming …
Sadly, I will be leaving New Orleans and my beloved home hash for the beaches and sunshine of south Florida. Crash House Harriers welcome!
There are two other Voodoo hashers that will be leaving us as well this week. PS Knave is headed to Italy and Everything Butt Sex is going the farthest by far (insert sarcasm font) …. all the way to the northshore!
I expect all hashers to be in some sort of costume this week. Theme options include: Suits – birthday or swimming, Beaches, Favorite past hash theme (think back to your virgin hash days), Any costume in your closet that you wanna wear for the hell of it … the point is DRESS UP in something that is NOT everyday running attire.
Love,
Lick A Lotta Cock
P.S. – It’s my Birthday, Bitches!
Hare: Lick A Lotta Cock, TWOT
Theme: Just wear a damn costume!!! (Suits – birthday or swimming, Beaches, Favorite past hash theme (think back to your virgin hash days), Any costume in your closet that you wanna wear for the hell of it)
Location: Greek Orthodox Cathedral @ 1200 Robert E Lee Boulevard, New Orleans, LA 70122-1337
Cost: 6 pack and $1. No change!!!!!! Dollar, Dollar Bills Ya’ll.
