The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

VooDoo #96 – Hash Trash

Words cannot describe the trail left by our dear hares this past Thursday.

What can we say? 2 in the Mouth, 5 in the Hole’s (2Mo5Ho) first trail was about what one would expect from a virgin lay. Couple that with Queef Meter as a co-hare (who has only hared once, and that was with Missionary Impossible) and there’s no need to get into specifics.

In fact, all I’ll say is that for the ENTIRE circle, I had each of them sit on a bag of ice, bare-assed. Unfortunately, since things were so messed up, I had to run what could have been the world’s shortest circle. Hopefully, it’ll still learn ’em good.

I don’t really have much else to say except that we a a lone visitor, a bunch of new boots, and some still-wet-behind-the-ears hashers. Glad y’all could make it, hope to see ya soon.

On On,
Pastor.

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