Hares: No Cunt Troll and Lack A Virgin, Hey!
Location: The slanted parking on Louisiana at Annunciation
When: July 2nd, 7pm
In celebration of the 4th of July, our oral-obsessed hares are celebrating with keeping the trail short so all you wankers can stuff your faces with wieners! So, get all patriotic-lookin’ and get your ass uptown! There’ll be a hot-dog eating contest, but I don’t know if it’ll be during or after the trail – let’s just hope it’s after.
All the standard fare apply: bring $1 and a six-pack, a whistle, and a flashlight. A bottle of water would also be wise. Snacks and transportation back to the cars will be provided.
Foods with the highest choking hazzard: hot dogs, grapes, nuts, raw carrots, celery and peanut butter.
safety first!!!
I guess Dickie should wear a safety vest and monitor the eating habits of our hashers during the contest.