The quick and dirty: we're a New Orleans drinking club with a running problem. The VooDoo is part of a worldwide group who enjoys working up a good thirst by running, and quenching it with beer. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
For baby jebus sakes, some of you have been hashing for a god damn year. It’s ten fucking words. The song goes like this: ”Roll her over, oh so softly. Gently in the grass…” Use the Googles for something other than wanking off if you’re still confused.
If you missed last night, not only did you miss [...]
Tags: Cops, Lake Vista, Lick A Lotta Cock, Red Dress, T.W.O.T, Tidy Bowl Man, Top Cum
We’re comin’ up on the weekend – you know what that means. Booze.
Saturday: Robes Pierre
This is a CAUSED event PROTESTING against people who party in clothes.
Please come out and play with the Robes Pierre group!! This will be the 5th annual robed extragalactic affair! Bring your chains, whips, ray guns, soap bubbles, [...]
Tags: Crawfish Boil, Robes Pierre, Shitty Titty Gang Bang, Tidy Bowl Man
I’m not going to lie to you Marge, I was trying to think up a way to write some sort of Irish Incredible Hulk writeup, and it just wasn’t happening.
So, in lieu of cleverness, here’s a scary bodybuilder lady, ’shopped green.
Thursdays theme is VooDoo Green with ENVY! Yeah, wear GREEN dumb asses! In light of [...]
Tags: Just Darren, Metairie, St. Patty's, Tidy Bowl Man
Now, I know this is über late, but I just got the info from Just Mike, our born-again Virgin Hare.
“Born-again Virgin Hare? How is this possible?” I hear you cry.
Well, remember when Erectiaphobia (his wife) and I drug you through City Park the other week? Well, he was supposed to hare but came down with [...]
Tags: City Park, Just Mike, Tidy Bowl Man, Virgin Lay
First and foremost: WHO DAT!
Second, I want to go ahead and say “I told you so”. Now, I know what most of you are saying: “Like crap you did, Pastor.”, or if you’re Fill Me Up, “I can’t believe I rooted for the Colts – how much do I suck?”
Well, I can prove it. I [...]
Tags: Black and Gold, Saints, Shiver Me Nipples, Tidy Bowl Man, Who Dat
I know what you’re about to read has absolutely nothing to do with this week’s trail info, and I don’t give a good goddamn. So, in lieu of witty commentary, I’ll simply say this and move on to minimal trail info:
WHO DAT, BITCHES!
And now back to our regular programming:
Hares: Just Darren (Virgin!), Tidy Bowl Man, [...]
Tags: Just Darren, Metairie, Ready Whip, Tidy Bowl Man, Virgin Lay, Wet Dream
It’s carnival time, you know what that means…. TIT CHECK!
Hares: Puppy Love Machine and Tidy Bowl Man
When: 6:30pm, Jan 14th
Where: Rouses’ Parking lot, corner of Tchoupitoulas and Napoleon
Theme: Carnival Season. Wear carnival colors and a mask (HIGHLY recommended).
Costs: $1 and a six-pack. Bring your farking masks, flashlights, and whistles too, wankers.
Check out dantesmasquerade.com for Got [...]
Tags: carnival, Puppy Love Machine, Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown
Twas the morning before Christmas at Everything Butt Sex’s house.
He noticed that someone had left without their blouse.
Oh, just another orphaned piece of clothing thrown away without care,
He started a pre-lube at 11am; The time Dicky Wong Stockings got there.
They started to drink and a numbing feeling reached their head,
head, who said head?
Joining them was [...]
Tags: Cock a Booty Boo, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, Kiss My Trash, Lick A Lotta Cock, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Tidy Bowl Man, trash
Sorry for the extreme lateness – I’ve had some domain transfer / DNS issues / email server fail at work, and had to attend to that. And I have to move the hosting for this site soon.
Anyways blah blah beep boop beep blah … JINGLE BALLS! JINGLE BALLS! JINGLE ALL THE WAY!
Hares: Tidy Bowl Man, [...]
Tags: Fire in the Hole, Holiday, Imagine My Erection, Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown
Last night at the HoB’s Foundation Room after meeting Lance Moore (thanks again Everything Butt Sex and Natalie), I was talking to Teeny Weeny on Top about the photo I used for her naming post and how I almost used one from Spermin for German’s going away party that highlighted her taste in colorful underwear:
Well, [...]
Tags: Ass, Everything Butt Sex, Moon, Spermin' for Germans, Teeny Weeny On Top, Tidy Bowl Man