The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 522 – Comicon Hash – KW3 and Tits Don’t Fit

First Trail of the new year, and wouldn’t you know it, NOLA problems.  Turns out that it is 12th night, Comicon and Bush week. Now normally this would just be the pre-comicon trail, full of fun nerdy things and Lycra costumes that show off perhaps just a little too much leg, but Ole Mate Warmy […]

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Trail # 495 – American Sparkle Party – Petrified Wood, Tits Don’t Fit, Shitler’s List

Step right up and treat yo self to a big ass scoop of freedom, this night represented by herp…I mean glitter. ATTENTION: There WILL be Glitter.  You will Most Likely get Glitter ON you.  If you don’t want Glitter coming home with you, use protection! Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight Date: July 7 6:30 Show, 7 […]

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Trail # 466: The Hash is Out of Control! – Jackrophiliac, Dead Cell, and Tits Don’t Fit

Bring your Safety Buddy and reflective vests, because this Hash has gotten OUT OF CONTROL! The only way we can keep having a hash is by making sure nobody has their jimmies rustled one bit, so we’re going to Metairie/Lakeview where it’s nice and safe. Tell your parents we will have you home by 9 […]

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Trail # 447 – Show Your Colours (IRBWC)! KWWW, Tippy Toes, Tit’s Don’t Fit & Cumuter

Show your colours trail. Come the hash and come the flour for the time has come to show your truest of true colours.   become part of a global event to handle some balls with your English host Tippy Toes, her Yankee compatriots Tit’s Don’t Fit and Cum Muter and their illegitimate touch-judge.  So don your […]

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Trail # 432 – Cops and Cat Burglars! Tits Don’t Fit

Oh booo just another lazy cops and robbers hash. I’m gunna wear an orange jumpsuit or put on my lame Party Central cop costume.. NO YOU AIN’T! You best adorn your sneakiest Cat Bugler Whiskers of Ninja-ery and Feline Tail of Thievery (real things) OR bring your nightstick dildo (I do not suggest you google […]

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