The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 509 – 2nd Anal Pink Dress Run – Cooter Webs and Saved by the Bush

  We had such a great time last year and raised over $350 for Breast Cancer Awareness and Education with the American Cancer Society, we thought we would do it again!  Join us this week for the 2nd Anal Happy Hooters Hash (aka Pink Dress Run).  Grab that pink dress out of your closet and […]


Trail # 475 – MILF! Hash – CUMmuter and Cooter Webs

  Hash moms know how to bring it in more ways than one.  This week let’s celebrate all of the Hot Moms.  Whether you are an actual MILF, a FILF, or you just want to role play, show off your sexy naughty side. Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 31 6:30 Show, […]


Trail #472 – Clinton/Trump/Sanders/Cruz Cage Match – Came Upon Me & Enough Already

The Louisiana Primary has passed, but it is still anyone’s race.  Show your support or dislike for one of the presidential candidates in this political candidate cage match! Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight Date: March 10, 2016 6:30 show, 7:00 go Theme: Clinton/Trump/Sanders/Cruz Cage Match Start:  Shelter 10 – On Magazine St. Across from the […]

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Trail # 468 – It’s LENT! – Cooter Webs, Cockness Monster, Petrified Wood, & What’s Warm

Mardi Gras is over and now is the time to pay for our sins.  It is LENT you wankers, prepare for the coming of the Lord and savior (we know he can’t go hashing). Join us in a celebration of pretending to give up things so that we look like good little Catholic boys and […]

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Trail # 448 – Inaugural Pink Dress Run aka the Happy Hooters Hash! Cooter Webs & Saved by the Bush

Cum one Cum all to take part in the city’s Inaugural PINK DRESS Run!  Don your swankiest Pink dress, skirt, tutu, or pasties (you wankers don’t take the Dress suggestion too literally anyway) and join us!  This will be a charity run benefiting the American Cancer Society for Breast Cancer Education and Awareness where the proceeds […]