The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 521 – Hannukah Hash – Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, In the Kitchen, Clitoria’s Secret, Shitler’s List

Are you all Christmas-ed out? Did you blow your holiday load over the weekend? WELL get ready for another round of holidays: HANUKKAH EDITION with the Jew Crew. Bring your yarmulkes, menorahs, gelt, and best Mel Brooks impressions. We are ready to play dreidel with you pishers and shiksas. just one night, they said surprise! […]

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Trail # 498 – 4th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret, Kiwi Wiwi

It is time once again to strut your stuff at the 4th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion show! Young, old, fat, skinny, man, woman, doesn’t matter. We want to see you in lingerie.  So dust off your wings and own that catwalk! Bring: $1 (no coins), 6 Pack , Whistle, Flashlight Date: July 28, 2016 6:30 Show, […]

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Trail # 484 – The Day the Music Died – Clitoria’s Secret, Dead Cell, and Sir Yacks a Lot

The Day the Music Died.  Music legends have been dropping like flies in recent months.  Pay tribute to your favorite recently deceased legend, or music in general.  Shit, any band T-shirt will do.  I don’t do themes. Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight Date:  Thursday, April 28, 2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go! Theme:  The […]

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Trail # 471 – ZER VILL BE ORDER!!!!! Clitoria’s Secret, In the Kitchen, & Shitler’s List

Well, they’ve done it. The hash moms (nazis) have set down rules. Join Clitoria’s secret, In The Kitchen, and Shitler’s list (Jew crew) trying (and failing) to escape persecution with the help of their irena sender (Urine Circle). BRING: $1 (no coins please), 6-Pack, whistle, and a flashlight DATE: Thursday, March 3, 2016 TIME: 6:30 […]

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Trail # 459 – Hanukkah Hash! Retardis, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Clitoria’s Secret

Alas, the festival of lights is upon us. The time to reflect on the miracle visited upon the Maccabees. While rising up against Greek oppression, oil, only enough to burn for one day, burned for eight and…. Y’all don’t really care. We’re gonna drink manischewitz, spin dreidels, and make it hail gelt. Grab your Yarlmulke […]

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