Trail # 549 – 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her, KW3

It is time once again to strut your stuff at the 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion show! Young, old, fat, skinny, man, woman, doesn’t matter. We want to see you in lingerie.  So dust off your wings and own that catwalk! Bring: $1 (no coins), Vessel – WE PROVIDE THE BEER THIS WEEK! Flashlight, Whistle Date: Thursday, June 8th 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go Theme: 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show Start: Duncan Plaza (corner of Perdido and Loyola) 331 Loyola Ave, New Orleans, LA 70112 Hare and Co-Hares: Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her, KW3 Beer Hare: Ur(in)e Circle Pre-Lube Location: Walk … Continue ReadingTrail # 549 – 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her, KW3

Trail # 521 – Hannukah Hash – Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, In the Kitchen, Clitoria’s Secret, Shitler’s List

Are you all Christmas-ed out? Did you blow your holiday load over the weekend? WELL get ready for another round of holidays: HANUKKAH EDITION with the Jew Crew. Bring your yarmulkes, menorahs, gelt, and best Mel Brooks impressions. We are ready to play dreidel with you pishers and shiksas. just one night, they said surprise! you are getting eight oy vey, such a life. Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Dec 29th 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go Theme: Hanukkah Hash – blue, silver, any Mel Brooks character or other famous Jews or whatever you wanna be … Continue ReadingTrail # 521 – Hannukah Hash – Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, In the Kitchen, Clitoria’s Secret, Shitler’s List

Trail # 498 – 4th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret, Kiwi Wiwi

It is time once again to strut your stuff at the 4th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion show! Young, old, fat, skinny, man, woman, doesn’t matter. We want to see you in lingerie.  So dust off your wings and own that catwalk! Bring: $1 (no coins), 6 Pack , Whistle, Flashlight Date: July 28, 2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go Theme: 4th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show Start: Park in front of City Hall, 1300 Perdido St, New Orleans, LA 70112 Hare & Co-Hare: Clitoria’s Secret, Kiwi Wiwi Beer Hare: Crack Inside Her Prelube: Happy’s Irish Pub 1009 Poydras St, New Orleans, LA 70112 On After: Cajun … Continue ReadingTrail # 498 – 4th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret, Kiwi Wiwi

Trail # 484 – The Day the Music Died – Clitoria’s Secret, Dead Cell, and Sir Yacks a Lot

The Day the Music Died.  Music legends have been dropping like flies in recent months.  Pay tribute to your favorite recently deceased legend, or music in general.  Shit, any band T-shirt will do.  I don’t do themes. Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight Date:  Thursday, April 28, 2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go! Theme:  The Day the Music Died. Start:  Tchoupitoulas and Market St. Hare and Co-Hares: Clitoria’s Secret and Dead Cell Beer Hare:  Urine Circle Pre-Lube Location:  Urban South Brewery 1645 Tchoupitoulas St, New Orleans, LA 70130 On-After Location:  Probably Half Moon Dog Friendly?:  Iffy.  Wouldn’t recommend it for running … Continue ReadingTrail # 484 – The Day the Music Died – Clitoria’s Secret, Dead Cell, and Sir Yacks a Lot

Trail # 471 – ZER VILL BE ORDER!!!!! Clitoria’s Secret, In the Kitchen, & Shitler’s List

Well, they’ve done it. The hash moms (nazis) have set down rules. Join Clitoria’s secret, In The Kitchen, and Shitler’s list (Jew crew) trying (and failing) to escape persecution with the help of their irena sender (Urine Circle). BRING: $1 (no coins please), 6-Pack, whistle, and a flashlight DATE: Thursday, March 3, 2016 TIME: 6:30 SHOW / 7 pm GO (and we really mean it now) THEME: Zer Will Be Order!!!!!! START: Finn McCools 3701 Banks St, New Orleans, LA 70119 HARES: Clitoria’s Secret, In The Kitchen, & Schitler’s List BEER HARE: Urine Circle PRE LUBE: Finn’s ON AFTER: Finn’s DOG FRIENDLY: Should be DRY BAG, SHIGGY, … Continue ReadingTrail # 471 – ZER VILL BE ORDER!!!!! Clitoria’s Secret, In the Kitchen, & Shitler’s List