The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #564 – “Femmes Fatales” – The Iceman Thumbeth, Mr. hED, and Banana Slit

This week’s trail is a celebration of women! Your four harrierettes have planned a kick ass trail of female empowerment with themed shot stops along the way. Come dressed as your favorite female archetype, character, or role model. Or you can just come dressed as your favorite woman (We know you all already own dresses). […]

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Trail #553 Only If The Slit Says, “Oui Oui.” – Q.E. Oui Oui & TBD

Would you like some hashing? Should you consent to this week’s trail, running and drinking and singing are available, if you choose to take part. We respect your right to say, “no.” Consent is sexy (and so’s your mom). Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, July 6, 2017 6:30pm show, 7pm […]

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Trail # 552 – American Sparkle Party – Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Capt. Snitchy Pants, Shitty Titties, Ur(in)e Circle, Banana Slit, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Twater Sports

Freedom! Usually, we let it ring. This week, we let it gleam. In this interpretation of how we declared ourselves free of the British and their utter disdain for anything that shimmers, you, the hounds, will play the part of the Brits and give chase to your brave patriotic hares. Dress in period correct attire […]

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Trail # 536 – Springtime Holidays – Banana Slit and Peek a Book Cum on You

With both Easter and Passover this week, there’s a lot of children’s terror to go around. Whether you’re grateful to have avoided the Easter bunny or the Angel of Death (by painting your house with blood!), come dressed as your favorite character from these spring celebrations and hunt some treasure on trail! Let’s get weird […]

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Trail # 513 – Rock the Vote – Banana Slit

It’s been a long fucking weekend and this is the third hash this week! Let’s chill out with a short Slit trail and remember our civic duty.Come dressed with an election shirt, as Uncle Sam, a Hanging Chad! (Or not, we have freedom of expression bitches) Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight […]

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