The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 536 – Springtime Holidays – Banana Slit and Peek a Book Cum on You

With both Easter and Passover this week, there’s a lot of children’s terror to go around. Whether you’re grateful to have avoided the Easter bunny or the Angel of Death (by painting your house with blood!), come dressed as your favorite character from these spring celebrations and hunt some treasure on trail! Let’s get weird […]

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Trail # 513 – Rock the Vote – Banana Slit

It’s been a long fucking weekend and this is the third hash this week! Let’s chill out with a short Slit trail and remember our civic duty.Come dressed with an election shirt, as Uncle Sam, a Hanging Chad! (Or not, we have freedom of expression bitches) Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight […]

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Trail # 494 – Wiwi vs Slits: Battle of the Sexes – Kiwi Wiwi and Banana Slit

The time has come, it is the have VS the have nots.  Innies Vs outies, cocks VS pussys.  Celebrating the anniversary of the first battle of Wiwi VS Slit.  That’s right “ladies” and “gentlemen” we are reigniting the gender wars.  Feel free to identify however you want (we don’t care what you identify as, just […]

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Trail #469 – Virgins Gotta Lay – Virgin Mutha, Banana Slit, & Kiwi Wiwi

ATTENTION!! We’ve got Virgins! Hares that is. Virgin Mutha is laying trail for the first time, and Banana Slit is breaking her Voodoo cherry.  Everyone cum; its going to be sloppy! Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6-pack, flashlight, whistle Date: February 18, 2016 6:30 Show, 7:00 Go Theme: Virgins Gotta Lay Start:  S St. Patrick St and Baudin St […]

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