Voodoo Hash House Harriers

In a land far far away near the edge of Metairie (but still in New  Orleans technically) there exist a portal into which those who have heart may follow and find Mythical creatures thought to be extinct (or at least too busy with life to hash or hare for you).  Join  Pussy Whisker as she brings  on a quest to find the unicorns, mermaid pussy, and manotaurs.  **Urban dictionary was used in the selection of these mythical points of reference Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, January 17,2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Mythical Creatures Start Address: 7546 Lakeshore Dr, New Orleans, … Continue ReadingTrail #639 – “Mythical Creatures” – Pussy Whisker

It’s 12th night (kinda)! Don your best Mardi Gras gear and join us as we usher in the start of the time of the year where public drunkeness is extra allowed. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Jan. 10, 2017 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: 12th(+4) Night Start Address: Coliseum Square Park (corner of Camp and Race) Hare & Co-hares: Patrick Gayze, Q.E. Oui Oui Beer hare: Quesa-did-her Pre-Lube: Half Moon On-After: Half Moon Dog Friendly: Probably not but you’re the best judge here Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No … Continue ReadingTrail#638 -“Twelfth-ish Night” – Patrick Gayze & Q.E. Oui Oui

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlightDate: Thursday, Jan. 4, 2017Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!Theme: Get Your Comic On! 5th Anal!Start Address: The Balls (881 Convention Center Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70130)Hare & Co-hares: Q.E. Oui Oui, ReTARDISBeer hare: TBDPre-Lube: Ugly Dog Saloon (401 Andrew Higgins Blvd., NOLA 70130)On-After: TBDDog Friendly: Yes. Be aware there may be some crowded areas of trail. Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No unless it is raining. Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Trail is A to A.

We are here to throw the final and shittiest voodoo trail of the year! Expect to run through dog shit, get rained on, get lost and then drink for it, have someone drink your good beer that you got for Christmas, etc. It’s just that time of year for super shitty people to cum together and remember the super shitty year we have all had together. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, December 27, 2018 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: the shittiest trail of the year! Hares: Dickie, knave, chew toy, and pretty much … Continue ReadingTrail #636 – “The Shittiest Trail of the Year” – Dickie Wong Stocking, Chew Toy, & P.S. Knave

Dashing through the blow, my nose acting like a sleigh. In the whore we go, balls deep all the way Belle she bobs on me, making spirits bright Oh what fun it is to cum, in a New Orleans whore tonight…. Jingle Bells, Cockness smells, Q. E. laid an egg. The Twater mobile has big wheels, and the virgin got a lay………… Cum celebrate the joys of XXXMAS under the lights with the Voodoo Hash House Harriers. There will be lights, shots, beer, running, and did I mentions shots?!! Cum dressed in your brightest (lights; Christmas, flash, flesh, head…who said … Continue ReadingTrail #635 – “XXXMAS under the lights” – Hitachi Topic & Saved By the Bush