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Trail #741 – 2020 Player Haters Ball

Bring: a 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, a personal cooler, and a MASK Date: Thursday, Nov 12, 2020 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: The time has come for you to get on your finest attire and share the hate with the finest collection of pimps, hoes, players, johns, tricks, marks, mark ass tricks, trick ass Mark’s, skeeters, skanks, skiing scags, and scallywops. Welcome to the 2020 Player Haters Ball! Start Address: rendon inn 4501 eve st. Hare & Co-hares: whordini, mr. HeD woody poke her  Beer hare: urine asian Pre-Lube: rendon inn On-After: maybe Dog Friendly: puppers should be able to … Continue ReadingTrail #741 – 2020 Player Haters Ball

Trail #740 – I Rocked the Vote

Did you Rock The Vote 2020? If so, join us this Thursday to run. We may run away from our sorrows or run in celebration. Whichever way you vote, just GO OUT AND VOTE! Need a ride to vote? Comment on the trail posting and we will find someone to drive you to vote. Your voice MATTERS! Your life MATTERS! Come dressed in your finest Uncle Sam gear or rock out with your c*ck as your favorite rockstar to express your right to choose who leads this country. Bring:  6-pack (glass discouraged), small cooler, whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, November 5th … Continue ReadingTrail #740 – I Rocked the Vote

Trail #739 – Black Dress

Black Dress, a Voodoo H3 tradition, is the same day as All Saints’ Day. The holiday is one of three days meant to celebrate the deceased- which, you know, is fitting for this year. It is also the birthday of the great New Orleans Saints, who are playing in the afternoon before trail! Come on out for an evening in your finest black attire and follow trail to pay your respects for everything we’ve lost this year (flowers and candles are customary) after cheering for the Saints! NOTE: START IS MOVED TO 7PM SHOW, 7:30PM GO TO MAKE TIME FOR … Continue ReadingTrail #739 – Black Dress

Trail# 738 – The Nightmare Before Christmas

What’s this? What’s this?There’s people everywhereWhat’s this?There’s spooky in the airWhat’s this?I can’t believe my eyesI must be drunkIs this phase 3.1?What’s this? Dress in your most nightmare-ish attire or Christmas if you support kidnapping the Santy Claus and join us for a trail with a real pre-lube and on-after! Be prepared for a spooky adventure through mid-city. Those easily frightened, find a scare buddy to hold when you’re shaking in your boots. Bring: a 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, personal cooler, and mask. Date: Thursday, October 29th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Nightmare Before Christmas Start Address: Corner … Continue ReadingTrail# 738 – The Nightmare Before Christmas

Trail# 737 – Anything But Clothes

Who needs clothes? Not us! Show up wearing anything EXCEPT clothing – wooden barrel, cardboard boxes, your favorite curtains, a strategically placed sock…just don’t be the only one who shows up in clothes! See you there in a hastily thrown together duct tape mess or maybe even that condom dress you’ve been working on during quarantine. Bring: BYOB – Iced 6pk (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight & mask/face covering Date: Thursday, October 22, 2020 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Anything But Clothes Start Address: Annunciation Square Hare & Co-hare: Just Chris & What’s Warm? Beer hare: NEEDED Pre-Lube: Your house … Continue ReadingTrail# 737 – Anything But Clothes