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Trail #771: Field Day!

The school year has ended, which means it is time for everyone’s favorite day of activities and games, it’s field day! Sorry Q.E., this isn’t the rescheduled New Year’s day festival held in Sydney every year (cancelled in 2021 due to COVID). No iSkank, this isn’t the triumphant return to Victoria Park of London’s favorite(ish) annual music festival. This is something, greater, wondrous, and more magical. It’s a throwback to the time when we were young and carefree, innocent and unspoilt, the point in time where we didn’t know better. It’s the day of fun and games for elementary school … Continue ReadingTrail #771: Field Day!

Trail #770: Like Vikings, with Horns on our Heads!

Summer is here, temperatures are rising, and the world is open again. Let’s HEAD out, like Vikings with horns on our heads, and see what this new land looks like. Will Ragnar guide your feet to Beer Near? What treasure will you find on a distant shore? Shield maidens and warriors grab your shields, swords, and your drinking horns as we venture out to explore this unknown new land… Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 3, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Like Vikings with horns on our head…. Start Address: 2222 Lakeshore … Continue ReadingTrail #770: Like Vikings, with Horns on our Heads!

Trail #769: School’s Out for the Summer

School’s out bitches, let’s get ScHwAsTeD. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 5/27/2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: School’s out for Summer! Start Address: Across from the Holy Ground, 3340 Canal Blvd Hare & Co-hares: Cooter Webs and Woody Poke Her Beer hare: Can I Watch? Pre-Lube: The Holy Ground On-After: The Holy Ground (Or Finns, whatever you do you) Dog Friendly: sure Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? if it rains, probably, otherwise no Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 ish Walkers follow trail, there will probably be a … Continue ReadingTrail #769: School’s Out for the Summer

Trail #768: Battle to Rainblow Road

START YOUR ENGINES! The Hooligans of the Hash Present: Mario Kart 2021: Battle to Rainblow Road Fasten your seat belts, grab your best Mario Kart Costumes, and check your balloons. Its every hasher for themselves in this epic 3-lap battle. Mario and Toad are coming for your balloons, so you better not lose them. Look out for mystery boxes – Smash them for a special power up to help steal balloons. The racer with the most balloons at the end of the circuit takes home the trophy and there will be a prize for best costume. ***Balloons will be provided*** … Continue ReadingTrail #768: Battle to Rainblow Road

Trail #767: Time Flies When You’re a Banana

Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs. They’re going to eat your spouse and children. You’ve been warned. I guess dress as a clock or a banana or a man-eating fruit bent on revenge? Think Planet of the Apes but with bananas. Or Groucho Marx. Always a solid night when you’re dressed as Groucho Marx. Or Karl Marx, fuck it. You do you, boo. Date: Thursday, 5/13/2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Time flies like an arrow, but fruit lies like a banana! Has it really been over a year? Start Address: Gentilly, in front of the race … Continue ReadingTrail #767: Time Flies When You’re a Banana