Voodoo Hash House Harriers

It’s the moment we have all been anxiously waiting for. The end of another F!*#ed up Covid year, and it is time to make some noise. Let’s travel back to a less F%*^ed up time. Wear a shirt you have owned since high school or one that represents the badA$$ fire crackers we all are, as we toss out the old year with both hands. Trail will be 3.69 miles, give or take a few of you getting F$#*!ed. Dogs okay on trail, and on-in if well supervised. We all stuffed ourselves on Christmas Day, so cum burn off the … Continue ReadingTrail #801: Firecrackers and Shots

ITS THE 800TH TRAIL BITCHZ! Celebrate the upcoming new year by wearing whatever cozy holiday gear you like (I’m wearing a onsie); and come out to celebrate the Voodoo Hash #800! We’ve managed to keep our shit together enough to host 800 trails; and this one will be as horrible as all of those. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, December 23, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: the 800th shitshow Start Address: 501 s. Bernadotte st. NOLA, 70119 Hare & Co-hares: woody poke her, just shae Beer hare: TBD, please help! We need … Continue ReadingTrail #800: 800 Bitchez

Next week, everybody is gay for the holidays! Don your shortest shorts, your highest socks, and your favorite ugly Christmas sweater, because we are celebrating holidays the best way possible… with a merry little romp through the the marigny and the quarter for mixed drinks and carrolling checks (song checks) in front of muggles. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, short shorts, ID and vax card, ugly Christmas garb, santa hat, glitter, tinsel, elf ears, lube, head lamp, jock strap, chalk. Date: Thursday, Dec 16, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Gay for the Holidays Start … Continue ReadingTrail #799: Gay for the Holidays!

“Not all Heroes Wear Capes: A Superhero Themed Hash Benefitting CASA New Orleans” Casa New Orleans is an organization that advocates for kids in foster care in our community. They’re putting on a virtual 5k to raise much needed funds for their organization, so Voodoo is hashing a 5k in support. If you register for the event by the December 6 deadline (cost for an individual is $20) or donate to CASA directly your hash cash will be waived. *Registering for the race is completely optional, so regardless, come out to trail in your best superhero costume!* Bring: $1 (no … Continue ReadingTrail #798: Not All Heroes Wear Capes

It’s Hanukkah, the Festival of Lights, so of course we’ll be busting out the Manischewitz and gelt to celebrate. Come run, take a Torah Mid-City and have a latke beers. Bring your shamash to make sure you get ~lit~. Additionally, the Saints are playing on this day so trail will leave ON TIME. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight/oil that will light your way for at least a couple of hours (or miraculously 8 nights) Date: Thursday, 2 December 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: HANUKKAH HASH Start Address: Neutral Ground at the intersection of Norman … Continue ReadingTrail #797: HANUKKAH HASH