Voodoo Hash House Harriers

Clothes are not consent! April is national Sexual Assault Awareness Month (SAAM), so let’s strut our sluttiest outfits down Tchoupitoulas to spread awareness. This trail will be a cross between a bar crawl and a traditional trail. There will be two PAY AS YOU GO beer checks. You can still run and solve trail. You can choose to walk and wear something sexier without worrying too much about chaffing. I will have the “Got Consent” buttons with me again. They $5 each (or more, if you’re feeling extra charitable) and every bit goes directly to RAINN. RAINN (Rape, Abuse & … Continue ReadingTrail #875: Slutty Outfits

Let’s make the folks at OSHA proud of our safety practices this 4/20. Wear something PPE or safety gear-related to show your commitment. If you’re lucky, you’ll find a few nuggies of wisdom on trail! Safety Meeting Agenda * Incident Investigation: Dude, where’s my lighter? * Drugs: The benefits of going green * Violence: We choose it daily * First Aid: What to do when the edibles kick in * Fire Safety: Puff, Puff, Pass * Fatigue: Advantages to afternoon naps Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, April 20, 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! … Continue ReadingTrail #874: Hash Safety First!

Join the Hash House Harriers for a lively and unforgettable social run through New Orleans’ historic French Quarter during the annual French Quarter Festival. As jazz music and festival celebrations fill the vibrant streets, our trail will explore iconic landmarks, encounter street performers and art vendors, and indulge in the aromas of Creole and Cajun cuisine. Along the way, spirited beverage stops will keep the fun flowing, and the run will conclude with a festive ‘Circle’ ceremony filled with traditional hash songs, awards, and laughter. Lace up your running shoes, bring your sense of humor, and join us for this … Continue ReadingTrail #873: French Quarter Fest powered by OpenAI®

BURRITO APPRECIATION DAY: Come dressed as your favorite burrito. Also, Felipes has 1/2 price burritos this day! Also, be ready for an extra BN! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, April 6 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Burrito Appreciation Day Start Address: 3117 Calhoun St. New Orleans LA, 70125 Hare & Co-hares: Woody poke her Beer hare: Scuba Steve Pre-Lube: Robert’s bar On-After: Robert’s bar Dog Friendly: trail yes, bar no Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? WHISTLE AND FLASHLIGHT. BRING ENOUGH FOR TWO BN AND CIRCLE … Continue ReadingTrail #872: Burrito Appreciation Day

Are you tired of singing the same songs every week? Do you still not know the words to any of them despite the fact that you are a GM? Do you wish there were hash songs that spoke to your particular shade of the rainbow? Now’s your chance to write your own! Pick any tune you want (existing or new) and write a new hash song to perform in Circle. Because hashers are simple people, simple melodies tend to have more staying power than a 10-minute freestyle rap, but hey, you do you. If you can’t make trail, feel free … Continue ReadingTrail #871: 2nd Anal Hash Song Writing Contest