Voodoo Hash House Harriers

Another year celebrating freedom. Fireworks. Wow. This is, um, great. Bring: a 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, identity crisis, a healthy skepticism of the current state of American democracy (Succession references a plus), your stockpiled gold, and the codes to your underground bunkers (you know who you are and, more importantly, we know who you are so share that shit) Date: Thursday, July 6 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Freedom and other important things Start Address: 6701 N Peters St, Arabi, LA 70032 Hare & Co-hares: Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Mr. HEd Beer hare: Yes Pre-Lube: Old Arabi Bar … Continue ReadingTrail #885: Freedom and Other Important Things

UPDATE: ❕Important Trail Change info for Tonight’s Trail. ❕ Wankers, trail will now be a social event at the Drifter Hotel (3522 Tulane Ave.). Due to the heat advisory, the hares have determined that it’s unsafe to run and would rather chill at the pool. If you pester the hares enough about the change, then they will lay a very short trail for you. Also, I repeat, 📣THEY HAVE A POOL! Bring a swimsuit and a towel! It’s the last week of Pride Month and you Better Believe we’re putting the capital B in LGBT! We’ll run by some Bisexual … Continue ReadingTrail #884: It Ain’t No Lie, Baby I’m Bi Bi Bi

Trail #883: Just Jaicee’s Virgin Lay! Bring: $1, beverages (no glass), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 22 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Whirlwind tour of all things sexy: a historic brothel location, puns, swingers club, swingers community living, and a sex toy shop. Dress to be hot, one way or another. Start Address: Lemann Park and Playground, by the basketball court (map to 1501 Lafitte Ave) Prelube: Black Penny (700 N Rampart St, New Orleans, LA 70116) On-After: Black Penny (700 N Rampart St, New Orleans, LA 70116) Hare & Co-hares: Just Jaicee and The Iceman Thumbeth Beer hare: … Continue ReadingTrail #883: Just Jaicee’s Virgin Lay!

Did you know New Orleans was home to a doomsday cult that included Charlie “Family Guy” Manson and David “Son of Sam” Berkowitz? But we’re here for the real conspiracies like “does the Country Club clean their pool?” and “Is there a good Malort cocktail?” Let’s find out this Thursday! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 6/15/23 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Conspiracy Facts of New Orleans Start Address: Mickey Markey Park (3301 Royal St.) Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve Beer hare: IHOV Pre-Lube: Markey’s Bar On-After: Markey’s or the Country Club. Dog Friendly: … Continue ReadingTrail #882: Conspiracy Facts of New Orleans

Global running day was Wednesday, but hashers and queers have better shit to do than be on time. So Thursday is global gay running day at Voodoo in anticipation of pride this weekend. Wear something colorful. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6 pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday 6/8/2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO Theme : global running day, but make it gay Start address: Napolean and Tchoupitoulas (in neutral ground) Hare: Singer Schlong Rydeher Beer Hare: MILF Pre-Lube: Port Orleans Brewing On-After: Port Orleans Brewing Dog Friendly: Yes, AFAIK Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed … Continue ReadingTrail #881: Global Running Day, But Make it Gay