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Trail #371 – No Pants Party! Woody Poke Her, Ridin’ Bloody & Mystery Hare

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Put away your party pants, if you haven’t burned them already; and wring out your liver! this week is a NO PANTS PARTY! wear whatever you want, as long as pants are not involved (and  yes, shorts are considered pants). you’ll have a decent amount of trail to offset the shot stops; and be prepared for a little shiggy. this is an A to A+ trail, so park accordingly. YOU WILL NEED: your flashlight, whistle, and extra beer; but no pants. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle, shiggy socks advisable When: Thursday, May 22, 2014. 6:30 … Continue ReadingTrail #371 – No Pants Party! Woody Poke Her, Ridin’ Bloody & Mystery Hare

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Trail # 370 – 3rd Anal German Sparkle Party! ReTardis & Conjugal Visitor

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Ja, it zat time of ze year. Ze Gerhmans are cumming and zey are fabulous. Bring your party pants, rubber boot, and hahahahahaha (creepy laugh). As always, BY SHOWING UP AT THE HASH YOU AGREE TO BE GLITTER BOMBED. If you don’t show up in costume, your are guaranteed to be glitter bombed (and probably champagned) Dog and walker friendly. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle Theme: German Sparkle Party Start: Markey Park by the Playground (Royal between Desire and Piety) Hare and Co-Hares: ReTARDIS and Conjugal Visitor Beer Hare: Jizz Rag Pre-Lube Location: Bud Rips … Continue ReadingTrail # 370 – 3rd Anal German Sparkle Party! ReTardis & Conjugal Visitor

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Trail #369 – 4th Anal Lebowski Hash! Jizz Rag, Tidy Bowl Man & Clitoria’s Secret

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  The Dude is back, for a limited time–join Jizz Rag and his cast of wankers on their quest for Caucasians, that rug, and the girl. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a six pack, flashlight and whistle Date: Thursday, May 8th 2013, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO! Theme: The Big Lebowski Your Cast: Jizz Rag as Walter Sobchak, Clitoria’s Secret as Donnie (hares) and Tidy Bowl Man as The Dude (no, seriously) Start: Montiero Park, behind Breaux Mart (corner of Camp and Pleasant) Pre-Lube/On-After: The Bulldog on Magazine (3236 Magazine St.)  http://bulldog.draftfreak.com/ Dog Friendly?: Yes No dry bag should be needed. … Continue ReadingTrail #369 – 4th Anal Lebowski Hash! Jizz Rag, Tidy Bowl Man & Clitoria’s Secret

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Trail # 368 – May Day – Sinking Ships & Summer Shit! Enough Already & Chew Toy

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  It’s May Day! Bring your may poles, ribbons & wear flowers in your hair.  Or, if that’s too girlie for you, man up and go save those Korean high schoolers from the sunken ferry. Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight & whistle Date: Thursday May 1st, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: May Day – Sinking Ships & Summer Shit Start: Audubon Labyrinth (East Drive near Laurel St., New Orleans, LA 70118) Hare and Co-Hares: Enough Already & Chew Toy Beer Hare: TBD Pre-Lube Location: Monkey Hill, 6100 Magazine St., New Orleans, LA 70118 On-After Location: … Continue ReadingTrail # 368 – May Day – Sinking Ships & Summer Shit! Enough Already & Chew Toy

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Trail #367 – Yeast infection Down Under! What’s Warm, Kiwi Wiwi, Jewy-Jewy Gang-Bang, and Meowschwitz

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Are you a struggling baker who accidentally infected them-self, or a Kiwi soldier looking to celebrate ANZAC day?  Cum on out to get your run on-on and forget your weekly woes. There will be a turkey eagle split on this trail. The Eagle trail may include some very limited fence hoping. If you are not interested in questionable parkour, please stick to the Turkey trail, which will still be awesome. KThanks. Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight & whistle Date: Thursday April 24, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Yeast Infection Down Under Start: Wood Ave. … Continue ReadingTrail #367 – Yeast infection Down Under! What’s Warm, Kiwi Wiwi, Jewy-Jewy Gang-Bang, and Meowschwitz