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Trail # 411 – Video Honeys!! Tits Don’t Fit & Just Elle

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Is your shit together post Mardi Gras? Mine neither! But I sure as hell didn’t give up wearing slutty outfits for lent. Come on out and help me fulfill a life long dream of being a 2000s Video Honey. It’s been my destiny all along and I’ve been accumulating gold hoops, leather crop tops, 6″ knee high heels, and neon lip liner for YEARS. Men are encouraged to wear all white, do-rags, saggy pants, and gold teeth. (There may be a surprise Ludacris appearance.) Extra beer is advisable for the on-after parade watching! Bring:  $1 (no coins please); six pack … Continue ReadingTrail # 411 – Video Honeys!! Tits Don’t Fit & Just Elle

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Trail #410 – Mardi Gras is a Drag! Scumbaghdad

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So it’s that time of year where the partying is more a marathon than race, the booze is plentiful and things get thrown at your cranium on the regular and you are okay with it. Kids and pretty women tend to get the best schwag at most parades but the guys definitely get lucky with the All Female Krewes so come on out in your best drag or Mardi Gras gear and show Muses what you got! Extra beer is advisable for the on-after parade watching! Bring:  $1 (no coins please); six pack of beer, flashlight and whistle. Date:  Thursday February … Continue ReadingTrail #410 – Mardi Gras is a Drag! Scumbaghdad

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Trail # 409 – Wheels & The Legman: Voodoo crashes NOLA Social Ride! Motherload

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Bring your feet and your thirst for beer. This week we are crashing the NOLA social ride happy Thursday route. I didn’t ask them if we can join. They don’t know we’re coming. (Ok, due to confusion over where this weeks ride was going to be, I did ask them, and now they know we’re coming.) Come and show them that running and drinking is better than cycling and drinking. Or defect for a night a check out our rivals. Trail is A to B!!!!! NOLA Social ride is even more A to B. The Trail I am laying will B within … Continue ReadingTrail # 409 – Wheels & The Legman: Voodoo crashes NOLA Social Ride! Motherload

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Trail # 408 – Super Bowl! Boudreaux’s Butt Paste

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    It cums once a year, but the memories will last forever.  Yes, Super BowlSunday is back.  Say what you will, you can’t deny this American-made holiday.  The commercials, the half-time show, the parties, the actual game.  So huddle up, pat some asses, and cum dressed as anything Super Bowl related.  On-On Wankers!!! Bring:  $1 (no coins please); six pack of beer, flashlight and whistle. Date:  Thursday January 29, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme:   The Super Bowl (Football, Commercials, Half-Time Show, etc…) Hares: Boudreaux’s Butt Paste Beer Hare: Fisty Cunt Start/Prelube: Banks Street Bar & Grill (4401 Banks St, New Orleans, … Continue ReadingTrail # 408 – Super Bowl! Boudreaux’s Butt Paste

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Trail # 407 – Runner Stereotypes! Cooter Webs

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  The Rock n Roll Marathon is bringing too many racists floating around the city!  Let’s show them what they look like.  Dig out your stereotypical racists gear (we know you have it): Spandex, Bright Colors, Camelbaks, Hydration Bottles, Tutus, etc.   Don’t forget the racist technology and basic pedometer! Bring:  $1 (no coins please); six pack of beer, flashlight and whistle. Date:  Thursday January 22, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme:   Runner Stereotypes Hares: Cooter Webs Beer Hare: TBD Start: Lawrence Square, Magazine St and Napoleon Ave, NOLA 70118 Prelube: Ms. Maes, 4336 Magazine St. NOLA 70118 On-After:  New York Pizza, 4416 Magazine … Continue ReadingTrail # 407 – Runner Stereotypes! Cooter Webs