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Trail # 436 – Running of the Bulls Pre-Pre-Prelube! Jackrophiliac & Clitoria’s Secret

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Running of the Bulls Pre-pre-lewd! Oops, I mean lube. Wear white, wear red, wear something and expect a Jacrkophiliac style trail that may or may not include farm animals. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Date: Thursday July 9th, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Running of the Bulls Pre-Pre-Prelube! Wear red and white, or white and red, or whatever Hares (s):Jackrophiliac, Clitoria’s Secret Beer Hare:Help wanted Start: Comiskey Park, S Jeff Davis Pkwy and Baudin St, New Orleans, LA 70119 Prelube: 12 Mile Limit, 500 S Telemachus St, New Orleans, LA … Continue ReadingTrail # 436 – Running of the Bulls Pre-Pre-Prelube! Jackrophiliac & Clitoria’s Secret

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Trail # 435 – 3rd Anal American Sparkle Party! Mr. & Mrs. ANTaphylacitc Cock

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Freedom.  Pride.  And one whole hell of a goddam lot of eagle tear jearkin Teddy Roosevelt salutin fabtastic stripper herpes.  Need I say more? Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack (multiple beer stops) , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Date: Thursday July 2nd, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: American Sparkle Party Hares (s):Mr. & Mrs. ANTaphylacitc Cock Beer Hare:Conjugal Visitor Start: Dumaine St and N. Carrollton Ave, New Orleans, LA 70119 Prelube: Parkview Tavern, 910 N. Carrollton, NOLA 70119 On-After: Evangeline Lounge, 4501 Toulouse St, NOLA 70119 Dog Friendly: Only native/naturalized pupcitizens of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA … Continue ReadingTrail # 435 – 3rd Anal American Sparkle Party! Mr. & Mrs. ANTaphylacitc Cock

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#434 – The Lifestyles of the Poor and Unknown! Clitoria’s Secret, Tippy Toes & Scouts On Her

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It’s the return of the shit show! The lifestyles of the poor and unknown! Don your finest failed rock band, movie star, or line cook gear an come on a lovely tour of all those completely mediocre homes of the average schlub. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack (2 beer nears!) , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Date: Thursday June 25th, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: The Lifestyles of the Poor and Unknown Hares (s): Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her & Tippy Toes Beer Hare:Captain Snitchy Pants Start: Race St and Camp St, New Orleans LA … Continue Reading#434 – The Lifestyles of the Poor and Unknown! Clitoria’s Secret, Tippy Toes & Scouts On Her

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Trail # 433 – Oh Hasher Where Art Thou? Inside Voice, Jackrapheliac, & Saved By The Bush

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You seek a great fortune, you hashers who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek. But first… first you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril. Mm-hmm. You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You shall see a… a cow… on the roof of a cotton house, ha. And, oh, so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward. Though the road may wind, yea, your … Continue ReadingTrail # 433 – Oh Hasher Where Art Thou? Inside Voice, Jackrapheliac, & Saved By The Bush

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Trail # 432 – Cops and Cat Burglars! Tits Don’t Fit

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Oh booo just another lazy cops and robbers hash. I’m gunna wear an orange jumpsuit or put on my lame Party Central cop costume.. NO YOU AIN’T! You best adorn your sneakiest Cat Bugler Whiskers of Ninja-ery and Feline Tail of Thievery (real things) OR bring your nightstick dildo (I do not suggest you google image that). Cause we bout to get sexualllll up in this jailhouse. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Virgins to sacrifice. It’s summer so water isn’t a bad idea. Date: Thursday June 11th, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! … Continue ReadingTrail # 432 – Cops and Cat Burglars! Tits Don’t Fit