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Trail # 450 – All Plaid Out! Woody Poke Her & Ridin’ Bloody

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    Woody has come for a visit from the wilds of Utah and plans to introduce us to his love of plaid (I’m actually surprised he didn’t try to get us to dress as Mormons) along with Ridin Bloody. Expect plaid, expect beards, a longish trail and likely a hipster siting. Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters! Date: Thursday, October 15, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: All Plaid Out, Wear Plaid Everything Hares (s):Woody Poke Her & Ridin’ … Continue ReadingTrail # 450 – All Plaid Out! Woody Poke Her & Ridin’ Bloody

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Trail # 449 -Geek Squad / NOLA Tech Week! Fucked By Mapquest, Jackropheliac

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So it is NOLA Tech Week and who knows more about being fucked by technology than our own Fucked by Mapquest. So cum out in your Geek Squad uniform (black pants, white button down shirt and black tie), or in your favorite tech geek attire. I wonder if that includes bras on the cranium a la Weird Science style? Either way, cum with beer and be ready for a good time… and hope the hare isn’t relying on Mapquest to scout trail. Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray … Continue ReadingTrail # 449 -Geek Squad / NOLA Tech Week! Fucked By Mapquest, Jackropheliac

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Trail # 448 – Inaugural Pink Dress Run aka the Happy Hooters Hash! Cooter Webs & Saved by the Bush

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Cum one Cum all to take part in the city’s Inaugural PINK DRESS Run!  Don your swankiest Pink dress, skirt, tutu, or pasties (you wankers don’t take the Dress suggestion too literally anyway) and join us!  This will be a charity run benefiting the American Cancer Society for Breast Cancer Education and Awareness where the proceeds from a special patch available for $5 goes to charity!  Let’s Pink out the city and kick off Breast Cancer Awareness Month!   Also Awards Night! So if you think you are due something it’s a good time to show up! Check the run tallies on … Continue ReadingTrail # 448 – Inaugural Pink Dress Run aka the Happy Hooters Hash! Cooter Webs & Saved by the Bush

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Trail # 447 – Show Your Colours (IRBWC)! KWWW, Tippy Toes, Tit’s Don’t Fit & Cumuter

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Show your colours trail. Come the hash and come the flour for the time has come to show your truest of true colours.   become part of a global event to handle some balls with your English host Tippy Toes, her Yankee compatriots Tit’s Don’t Fit and Cum Muter and their illegitimate touch-judge.  So don your English whites, your Irish Green.  Support your Eagles in red, white and blue, show us your pink for the Cherry Blossoms, put on your Green & Gold for the Wallabies or put on all Black for the… uhhh All Black’s (I guess some groups just … Continue ReadingTrail # 447 – Show Your Colours (IRBWC)! KWWW, Tippy Toes, Tit’s Don’t Fit & Cumuter

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Trail # 446 – Trail of Tales, Storybook Characters! Texticle Teaser & Imagine My Erection

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Reading is fundamental! So cum dressed as your favorite storybook character be it a cat in the hat, your favorite princess or a bear with an ungodly obsession with honey! True trail is just shy of 5 miles, expect mild shiggy and make sure to bring your flashlight! Fleshlight optional. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters! Date: Thursday September 17, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Trail of Tales, Storybook Characters! Hares (s):Texticle Teaser & Imagine My Erection Beer Hare: Just … Continue ReadingTrail # 446 – Trail of Tales, Storybook Characters! Texticle Teaser & Imagine My Erection