Trail #739 – Black Dress

Black Dress, a Voodoo H3 tradition, is the same day as All Saints’ Day. The holiday is one of three days meant to celebrate the deceased- which, you know, is fitting for this year. It is also the birthday of the great New Orleans Saints, who are playing in the afternoon before trail! Come on out for an evening in your finest black attire and follow trail to pay your respects for everything we’ve lost this year (flowers and candles are customary) after cheering for the Saints! NOTE: START IS MOVED TO 7PM SHOW, 7:30PM GO TO MAKE TIME FOR … Continue ReadingTrail #739 – Black Dress

Trail# 738 – The Nightmare Before Christmas

What’s this? What’s this?There’s people everywhereWhat’s this?There’s spooky in the airWhat’s this?I can’t believe my eyesI must be drunkIs this phase 3.1?What’s this? Dress in your most nightmare-ish attire or Christmas if you support kidnapping the Santy Claus and join us for a trail with a real pre-lube and on-after! Be prepared for a spooky adventure through mid-city. Those easily frightened, find a scare buddy to hold when you’re shaking in your boots. Bring: a 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, personal cooler, and mask. Date: Thursday, October 29th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Nightmare Before Christmas Start Address: Corner … Continue ReadingTrail# 738 – The Nightmare Before Christmas

Trail# 737 – Anything But Clothes

Who needs clothes? Not us! Show up wearing anything EXCEPT clothing – wooden barrel, cardboard boxes, your favorite curtains, a strategically placed sock…just don’t be the only one who shows up in clothes! See you there in a hastily thrown together duct tape mess or maybe even that condom dress you’ve been working on during quarantine. Bring: BYOB – Iced 6pk (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight & mask/face covering Date: Thursday, October 22, 2020 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Anything But Clothes Start Address: Annunciation Square Hare & Co-hare: Just Chris & What’s Warm? Beer hare: NEEDED Pre-Lube: Your house … Continue ReadingTrail# 737 – Anything But Clothes

Trail #736 – 6th Anal Happy Hooters hash

6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight/headlamp, a personal cooler, and a mask>> Date: Thursday, October 15, 2020>> Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!>> Theme: 6th Anal Happy Hooters Hash!!>> Start Address: Hash Fountain (park entrance at City Park Ave & Anseman Ave across from Ralph’s on the Park) 29.9837193, -90.0982600>> Hare & Co-hares: Cooter Webs, Whordini>> Beer hare: Saved by the Bush>> Pre-Lube: Your house!>> On-After: Maybe?>> Dog Friendly: Bring the doggos!>> Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? $3 if you’d like to buy a pin to raise money for Breast Cancer Awareness>> Approx. -l-l-l–> length: … Continue ReadingTrail #736 – 6th Anal Happy Hooters hash

Trail# 735 – Ya Basic? Oui Basic! Pumpkin Spice and Everything Fall

It’s been a fucking year and we’re tired. But you know what makes life better? Fall! That’s right bitches, get out your scarves and uggs and join us for a leisurely stroll around town. We encourage you to bring your seltzer or starbucks and join the basics on their search for secret goodies. To paraphrase John Doe, defender of the basic, “Who’s trying to do a bunch of work? Not me!”>> Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight>> Date: Thursday, October 8th, 2020>> Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!>> Theme: Ya Basic? Oui Basic! Pumpkin Spice and Everything Fall>> … Continue ReadingTrail# 735 – Ya Basic? Oui Basic! Pumpkin Spice and Everything Fall