Category: Trail Announcements

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore (Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards) Dear Half-Mind, We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on August 23. We await your owl by no later than August 21. Yours sincerely, Iceman Thumbeth, Deputy Headmistress Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry! On Thursday, join with us as we take the journey back to school to start a … Continue ReadingTrail #839: Back to Hogwarts

This year for our red skirt run, Voodoo is painting the town red! We’ll have face and body painting, beer, shot stops, photo stops, and more as we hash through the French Quarter. Wear a red skirt and decorate yourself! Paint, glitter, stickers, tattoos, whatever strikes your fancy. If you want to be professionally body painted before trail, email voodoohash@gmail.com. It’s $20 for a quick paint and $40 for a half body paint. Hash cash: $10 in advance (through 8/10) on HashRego. It’s $15 if you pay at start. Beer is provided. No refunds or transfers. (https://hashrego.com/events/voodooh3-voodoo-red-skirt-2022?fbclid=IwAR1xWOk_2RWjPwnT4_trk00pEr60VdOIsOCDkCCpGaw3NLijB81y5qOfit4). Date: Thursday, August … Continue ReadingTrail #838: RED SKIRT RUN

It’s got gators that eat dogs, bayous, and bridges over bayous. You’ll see pictures of gators, maybe a snake, and who knows what else. The most important part is to wear something with a gator on it to blend in. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, August 4, 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Gators Start Address: Kennedy Place, Ursulines New Orleans Hare & Co-hares: Full Facial Beer hare: Mylf Pre-Lube: Pal’s On-After: Pal’s Dog Friendly: Sure, why not. Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? It’s summer Approx. … Continue ReadingTrail #837: Gators!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, union jacks, oversized clocks, a weird obsession with Queen Elizabeth, and your entire Jane Austen collection Date: Thursday, July 28 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: The British are Cumming! Start Address: Rampart and St Philip (Corner of Armstrong) Hare & Co-hares: iSkank Beer hare: Can I Watch? Pre-Lube: Black Penny On-After: Black Penny Dog Friendly: Mostly the French Quarter (because there is no British Quarter, how rude) so take your chances Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Just a desire for improvisation and that … Continue ReadingTrail #836: The British Are Cumming!

Bring: $1 (no coins), 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, July 21 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Dog Days of Summer Welcome back to July in the North Caribbean! It’s hotter than a whore in church! Hotter than a priest in preschool! As soon as you go outside, you’re moister than an oyster! What better way to celebrate than to head outside and celebrate your love of dogs, beer, and running! Put on your finest and your caninest, and be sure to clip your nails. We’ll meet next to a giant pink toilet and go on a tour … Continue ReadingTrail #835: Dog Days of Summer