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“I Want To Take His Face…Off. Eyes, Nose, Skin, Teeth. It’s Coming Off” Stop stealing the Declaration of Independence and put the bunny back in the box as you join the hares for a Night of 1,000 Nics! That’s right baby-o, we’re celebrating New Orleans’ favorite Bad Lieutenant and pyramid tomb owner. So don your best Nic Cage persona from Raising Arizona to Mandy and beyond as we make our way through the Fairgrounds this Thursday Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 2, 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Night of 1,000 Nics! … Continue ReadingTrail #867: Night of 1,000 Nics!

Carnival’s over and it’s time to ride that wave into the sand. Join us for a nice, gentle trail through a peaceful part of town. Don’t stress. You don’t need a costume. Let your only glitter be what’s still stuck to your scalp. Run. Walk. Stretch. Catch up with a friend. Listen to the breeze in the oaks. Will there be a shot stop? Sure. Will it be a shot of juice? Maybe. Don’t like it? LaCroix me a river. Date: Thursday, February 23 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Start Address: Southwest corner of City Park at City Park Ave … Continue ReadingTrail #866: Go Down Easy

**PLEASE NOTE THE TIME CHANGE! 5:45 PM HARES AWAY, 6:00 PM HOUNDS AWAY!! THIS IS SO WE DON’T MISS THE PARADES!! Come join the Voodoo Hash for the Anal Muses Trail! There will be no Beer Near on-on this trail so that we catch as much of the parades as we can. A grand prize shoe will be given out for the blue ribbon FRB. And the DFl will have the on-her of towing the casket in a wagon. Start is inside the box! If you don’t also live inside the box, we recommend parking on the other side of … Continue ReadingTrail #865: MUSES Trail

Well, well folks it seems that we are feather deep in the carnival season and what better way to celebrate by upcycling past costumes (or what’s left of them) or test driving what you’re working on for Mardi Gras. Wear one, wear them all or mash them up. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Feb 9 2023 Thursday, Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: I LOVE A PARADE! COSTUMES FROM CARNIVAL’S PAST & PRESENT Start Address: Carrollton Street Car Barn, 8200 Willow Street Hare & Co-hares: International House of Vagina Beer hare: Iceman Thumbeth Pre-Lube: Carrollton … Continue ReadingTrail #864: I LOVE A PARADE! COSTUMES FROM CARNIVAL’S PAST & PRESENT

It’s actually National Heavenly Hash Day, so cum make today heavenly for your fellow hashers!! It actually refers to the dessert, that, I guess, originated in NOLA, but I can’t be bothered to cook today and this is all very last minute so everyone just figure out how to celebrate Heavenly Hash Day in your own way. Dress Heavenly. Or Hellishly, since I doubt any of us are on the Heaven guest list. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 2/2 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: National Heavenly Hash Day Start Address: Samuel Square, Napolean … Continue ReadingTrail #863: National Heavenly Hash Day