Category: Trail Announcements

Did you know New Orleans was home to a doomsday cult that included Charlie “Family Guy” Manson and David “Son of Sam” Berkowitz? But we’re here for the real conspiracies like “does the Country Club clean their pool?” and “Is there a good Malort cocktail?” Let’s find out this Thursday! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 6/15/23 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Conspiracy Facts of New Orleans Start Address: Mickey Markey Park (3301 Royal St.) Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve Beer hare: IHOV Pre-Lube: Markey’s Bar On-After: Markey’s or the Country Club. Dog Friendly: … Continue ReadingTrail #882: Conspiracy Facts of New Orleans

Global running day was Wednesday, but hashers and queers have better shit to do than be on time. So Thursday is global gay running day at Voodoo in anticipation of pride this weekend. Wear something colorful. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6 pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday 6/8/2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO Theme : global running day, but make it gay Start address: Napolean and Tchoupitoulas (in neutral ground) Hare: Singer Schlong Rydeher Beer Hare: MILF Pre-Lube: Port Orleans Brewing On-After: Port Orleans Brewing Dog Friendly: Yes, AFAIK Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed … Continue ReadingTrail #881: Global Running Day, But Make it Gay

Wear your pride gear & get ready to walk (or run) that fucking duck as we celebrate the first day of Pride 2023 with a tour of historic LGBTQIA sites and establishments around the quarter! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, PRIDE Date: Thursday, 6/1/23 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: We’re here, We’re Queer, We’re running & drinking BEER! (Voodoo Celebrates LGBTQIA Pride) Start Address: Washington Square Park 700 Elysian Fields Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117 Hare: Whordini Beer hare: Just Cat Pre-Lube: Mags 940 940 Elysian Fields Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117 On-After: Phoenix Bar … Continue ReadingTrail #880: Voodoo Celebrates LGBTQIA Pride

It’s that trail where Iceman signs up to hare at the last minute so we’re having it in Mid City, dammit, she lays tricky to compensate for being slow, we have Circle in some weird, abandoned lot, and then we all go stink up the Evangeline Lounge. Bring: $1, beverages (no glass), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, May 25 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: The Iceman Runneth Start Address: Lafitte Greenway Trailhead at St. Louis and N. Alexander (map to 523 N Alexander St, New Orleans, LA 70119) Prelube: Evangeline Lounge (4501 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA 70119) On-After: Evangeline … Continue ReadingTrail #879: The Iceman Runneth

We did the math. 6 miles is too ambitious to run for beer so we’re lowering those expectations with a half barathon. Celebrate the event where you run for your beer by running and drinking beer. (Or a seltzer, we don’t judge.) Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 4-18-23 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Half Barathon Start Address: 4877 Laurel (Wisner Dog Park) Hare & Co-hares: Oh Brother Where Cum Towel and Scuba Steve Beer hare: TBD Pre-Lube: Grit’s On-After: Probably Grit’s Dog Friendly: ? Of course. Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or … Continue ReadingTrail # 878: Half Barathon