Category: Trail Announcements

Stubborn, single-minded, and obsessive: the traits of great writers, serial killers, and runners, and trail, like the rest of the world, is as a place that must be endured. Kill or be killed, wankers. Join us this All Hallows’ Day for a Wednesday to remember. Or not, if you’re lucky. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), YOUR OWN COOLER THERE IS NO BEER HARE!, whistle, flashlight, little black dress, disdain for life/the living, a heaping dose of sarcasm, a desire to kill your sibling(s), monotone inflection, Cousin It, autonomous hands, hatchets (for sharpening, not burying), zip ties (hand to … Continue ReadingTrail #906: Every Day is (About) Wednesday

Your mission? To find the cemetery using your whistle and wits. Enemies to encounter? Runaway streetcars, drunken frat boys, and the ever perennial Uptown hipsters. Prize upon trail completion? Literally nothing but flour. Come join us for a grand adventure! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, October 26, 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Cemetery Emissaries Start Address: 8201 Willow St, New Orleans, LA 70118 Hare & Co-hares: Pirou-Wwet and Scuba Steve Beer hare: TBD Pre-Lube: Carrollton Station On-After: Carrollton Station Dog Friendly: yes Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed … Continue ReadingTrail #905: Cemetery Emissaries

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, October 19th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Witches n Wizards Start Address: Mid City Post Office (501 Moss St.) Hare & Co-hares: Just a Little Pee P Beer hare: TBD Pre-Lube: Wrong Iron On-After: Wrong Iron Dog Friendly: Yes Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? dry bag Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3 mi(does not include YBFs or actually solving checks) Trail is A to A

On this day in 1492, the New World was “discovered”. As impactful as that event may have been, it was nothing compared to me discovering hashing 10 years ago. Since I stormed your shores on that fateful day, I have liberated, colonized, and ruled VH3 with a handsome fist. King Shitler has done everything in his power to show you how to be better at running, drinking, and flirting … alas, it has not worked. So, let’s try again this Thursday and every Thursday thereafter. Help celebrate a 10-year Hashiversary with your favorite Perfect 10. There is a Columbian Pop … Continue ReadingTrail #903: Shitler’s (a) Perfect 10

What better way to add to the procrastination of putting your hoard of stickers on something, than to get MORE stickers! Cocka trots away from carefully placed trail treasures like a small, tired pony after one too many kids riding on her back. Opportunity for extra credit on trail! 🤩 Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, October 5, 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Sticker?! I barely know her! Start Address: parking lot next to Robert’s Bar Hares and Cohares: CockaRaZZi Beer hare: TBD (would be cool to be you!) Pre-Lube: Robert’s Bar, 3125 … Continue ReadingTrail #902: Sticker?! I Barely Know Her!