Category: Trail Announcements

Carnival’s come and gone like a one-night stand. How you feelin’, baby? Are you tired? A little sore? Basking in the afterglow or re-evaluating your life choices? Whatever your poison, we’ve got the remedy- COME TO TRAIL ON THURSDAY. We’ll have nature. We’ll have exercise. You can drink a beer. You can drink a Gatorade! You can bring your poor dog who hasn’t had a walk since mid-January. If we didn’t acknowledge your birthday because your birthday is during Carnival, WE WILL ACKNOWLEDGE IT NOW. Wear whatever’s on top of the laundry pile. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), … Continue ReadingTrail #922 – Post Mardi Gras

*PLEASE NOTE THE TIME CHANGE! 5:45 PM HARES AWAY, 6:00 PM HOUNDS AWAY!! THIS IS SO WE DON’T MISS THE PARADES!! Trail #921 – Anal Muses Trail Come join the Voodoo for the Anal Muses Trail! Trail will be short and sweet with no BN so that we can make it to the parades. Special shoes (or tokens that we’ll exchange for shoes) handcrafted by our craftiest hashers will be out on trail for the hounds to find. Shoes can sometimes be tough to get at the actual Muses parade, so here’s your chance to take one home! Start is … Continue ReadingTrail #921 – Anal Muses Trail – Muses, Shoeses and Boozes

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, February 1, 2024 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Lake Day Mardis Gras this, Carnival that; the true beauty of New Orleans is the brackish estuary known as Lake Pontchartrain. With an area of 630 square miles and an average depth of 12 feet, Pontchartrain is undeniably one of the features of New Orleans. Take a break from the chaos of the city for a relaxing evening at the lake. Wear your saltiest yachting or fishing attire; whatever floats your boat. Start Address: 126 S Roadway St, New Orleans, … Continue ReadingTrail #920 – Lake Day!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, January 25, 2024 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! (Hare away promptly at 6:45pm) Theme: Crazy Cat Lady Trail It’s your Hare’s birthday week and the bar tab is benefitting her favorite cat rescue, so we’re having a Crazy Cat Lady Trail to celebrate (also nobody stepped up to hare, so you get what ya get)! Dress as your favorite cat or cat lady or anything else that inspires you for this theme, MEOW. This week prelube at Rusty Nail is benefiting an organization near and dear to the hare: … Continue ReadingTrail #919 – Crazy Cat Lady Trail

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…. Handsome outlaw Han Solo (Just Eric) and his trusty copilot Chewbacca (Cheap Throat) are running from bounty hunters and the empire. They are about to make the Kessel Run, smuggling untold treasure of beer stolen from the empire. You are a young fledgling recruit in the empire’s junior bounty hunter division tasked with catching the rebel scum. Make sure you don’t miss your blaster shots; the fate of the thirst of Earth rests in you hands. Will you quench it or remain thirsty? “Help me wankers, you’re my only hope.” … Continue ReadingTrail #918 “Help me wankers, you’re my only hope.”