Category: Trail Announcements

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack + lagniappe drinks for bayou hangs after trail (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, your glittery-est & most American attire Date: Thursday, July 4th, 2024 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! (Trail will start PROMPTLY at 7pm so we ca hang out and shoot off fireworks after circle) Theme: American Sparkle Party – Fingerblasting on the 4th It’s July 4th and DUI checkpoints abound, so we have decided to avoid downtown and instead invite you to bike/uber/public transit/Designate a Driver/etc. to join us as we tour beautiful Bayou St. John, then end trail with a fireworks finale where … Continue ReadingTrail #942 – American Sparkle Party – Fingerblasting on the 4th

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, Voodoo snacks Date: Thursday, June 26th , 2024 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: The Voodoo Gang tries to find the Clit Clitoria’s Secret has gone missing! Now its up to the Voodoo gang to find the Clit! Join us Uptown this Thursday as we work to solve the mystery of Clitoria’s disappearance. Dress as your favorite detective or strap on your pink pussy pants and rock the clit angle! Start: 1732 St Charles Ave. New Orleans, LA 70130 Hare/Co-Hare: Clitoria’s Secret and COULD IT BE YOU?!? Mystery Machine Hares: Urine … Continue ReadingTrail #941 – The Voodoo Gang Tries to Find the Clit

It is the longest day of the year! Welcome to our humble kennel where we’ll be running from cultists and avoid getting killed (or, conversely, dress like a cultist and chase down the hare). Step into a chilling midsummer festival where tradition meets terror. Embrace the thrill of navigating through picturesque yet haunting trails, adorned with floral crowns and mysterious symbols. Whether you’re a seasoned runner or new to the pack, this spine-tingling adventure promises an adrenaline-pumping experience. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a run that blends the beauty of summer with the suspense of … Continue ReadingTrail #940 – Midsommar

“I have tasted beers and queers. I will not give up that which I have tasted” – Harey Milk Whether you’re queer, into beer or an ally, let your inner pup out on this trail laid by yours truly “Steven with a D”. Perhaps a bag of skittles from a pit crew member will do? Or the tempting cherry chapstick of that girl if your boyfriend don’t mind it? Follow the white flour road Dorothy, cause you’re about to lock the doors, lower the blinds, cause I know exactly what you need… Let’s have a QIQI! Bring: $1 (no coins); … Continue ReadingTrail #939 – PRIDE!

It’s time for Voodoo to prepare for this season’s hurricanes, and we hashers need some weird things to not just thrive, but to simply survive. Please bring something that would go in the VoodooHash hurricane prep kit, and make it as frivolous, impractical, or Hashy as possible. If you don’t bring something, find something on trail. There will be a show-and-tell during circle. The top 3 best (worst) items get a shot of fireball, or maybe a can of beans or something. *Nothing will be kept; you’ll be taking your items home. Bring: $1 (no coins); whistle, flashlight. 6 pack … Continue ReadingTrail #938 – Unconventional Hurricane Prep