Author: hareraiser

Roughly one year ago, a mysterious moth joined the Voodoo for our goth trail. Escorted by Delayed Gratification, the moth not only completed the entire trail but also stayed for Circle. We were so inspired by its presence and overtaken by the gothness of the night that we held possibly the only naming of a moth in hash history, and Just Moth became known forevermore as Gothra. Gothra couldn’t do a down-down because it was a sphinx moth and sphinx moths don’t have mouths, but we sang for it just the same. At the end of the night, Delayed Gratification … Continue ReadingTrail #830: Requiem for the Goth Moth

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 9, 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Missionary Accomplished!! (aka Roman Baby Showers) Missionary Position for the Purpose of Procreation can now officially say Missionary Accomplished because he & Roman Showers Bring Me Flowers are expecting their first (non-dog) baby on June 21st, so we’re throwing a baby shower trail to celebrate!! To coordinate with their nursery theme, dress in your best celestial/cloudscape/early aviation attire! No pressure, but if you feel so inclined, you can donate to a group gift at trail or find their registry here: … Continue ReadingTrail #829: Missionary Accomplished!

Happy Pride Hashers! Come join some of your favorite queers as we lay out a colorful trail in one of the most colorful sections of the city. Be prepared to taste the rainbow. This may sound sus, but it really isn’t. However, I can guarantee that it will be fruity. 😉 This trail is designed to be chill, casual, and fun! Wear pride apparel or something colorful! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 2nd Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Voodoo Pride Parade Start Address: Armstrong Park. (Meet at Corner of Rampart & St. … Continue ReadingTrail #828: Voodoo Pride Parade

Help rub out the end of National Masturbation Month and cum celebrate International Masturbation Day!!! YES! This is a real holiday and not something I just made up. Technically International Masturbation Day is the 28th, but some things can’t wait. We promise the first half to be HARRIER and HARDER than the second half. Hopefully it’s LONG enough, but tbD. Hopefully we’ll STROKE up some good VIBES for campout this weekend. #LAO. Let’s get those Muffin’s Buffin, Jack your Beanstalks, and Sauce your Tacos. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, May 26, 2022 Time: 6:30 … Continue ReadingTrail #822: National Masturbation Day

SKIES OUT THIGHS OUT! We’re pulling out some of the hits. Let me know if you guys remember this one, let’s call it checkback #1 Is it just me, or is it getting hot out here. like real hot. Like too hot for any excess fabric. Don’t do a full Timberlake (save it for campout), but the long (hopefully not) and the short(s) of it are, that most of you were coming in short shorts and as topless as is legal anyway, so why not embrace it. And I get it, I changed the saying, the sentiment remains the same, … Continue ReadingTrail #821: Skies Out Thighs Out